Blogs Lose Their Breath Over New Beyonce Single

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Rocks Off's handy Google alert tells us that a new Beyonce single, "Girls (Who Run the World)" - or at least a demo - leaked onto the Internet sometime in the past 24 hours. Apparently Ryan Seacrest's L.A. radio show played the track, which seems to be audio from the Michael Jackson-esque video shoot (above), and a few blogs noticed.

You know, just a few. Here's what they're saying:

New Beyonce!!!: "It´s just a demo but we like it! It reminds us of classic Destiny´s Child. Like a 2011 Lose My Breath!" PerezHilton.com

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Beyonce, Dad No Longer Client, Manager

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Beyonce has severed business ties with her father and longtime manager since the days of Destiny's Child, Mathew Knowles, according to a press release from Houston-based Music World Entertainment.

"The decision for Beyonce and Music World Entertainment to part was mutual," Mathew Knowles, Music World CEO, said in a statement released late Monday by PR Newswire. "We did great things together, and I know that she will continue to conquer new territories in music and entertainment."


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Beyonce: What Was She Texting While Driving?

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A few days ago, Beyonce was texting while driving, which is not only dangerous but now actually against the law in most places. One of those places happens to be New York City, where she was pulled over by the police and given a ticket for the aforementioned digital-age misdemeanor.

What was so important that she couldn't wait until she'd finished her drive to text? As luck would have it, Rocks Off has been granted access to the contents of Beyonce's inbox and outbox, and... okay, that's not even remotely true, but we can pretend, can't we?

To: Twitter
Any of y'all know a good Tex-Mex place in NYC? The closer to 57th St the better. I miss Houston like crazy, freal.

To: Shawn Carter
Baby, you may have to come get me, I am lost as hell, LOL!

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Bama Boyz On Producing Beyonce's "Why Don't You Love Me"

The hip-hop world is a less than sensible place -lots of times, you're even required to clarify when bad means bad and when bad means good- so once a week we're going to get with a rapper and ask them to explain things. Have something you always wanted to ask a rapper? Email it to introducingliston@gmail.com.

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Photos by Tony Gaines

This Week's Rapper(s)/Producer(s): The Bama Boyz

This Week's Subject(s): The Neptunes; namedropping; Beyonce's "Why Don't You Love Me"

Ask A Rapper: So, we hear you all have a new EP. How's that work? Are you all performers as well; like Pharrell but way less annoying?

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Jesse [laughs]: I don't feel like Pharrell is annoying, but yes, we are performers as well as producers. We come up with concepts for all of our records, so being on stage is not much different then the studio, except people are watching us act crazy and have fun.

The Bama Boyz, "Once the Lights Come On"

Eddie: Yeah, the EP is called Socially Awkward. One reason, if you have ever seen us in social settings it's quite obvious that we spend a lot of time alone in the studio. Also, being producers we usually concentrate on helping other artists interpret their vision musically while at the same time making sure the records are "commercially satisfactory" so the managers and labels are happy enough to pay us.

With our EP, the only people we have to satisfy is ourselves. We can go far left and say whatever we want and we really take advantage of that freedom with our EP. We may be just as annoying as Pharrell, possibly more.

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Beyonce Meets Bettie Page In Steamy New Video

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Holy smokes. Have you seen the new Beyoncé video for "Why Don't You Love Me"? It is, shall we say, steamy. Maybe even steamier than "Single Ladies (Put A Ring on It)".

First Beyoncé swiped choreography from Bob Fosse. Now she's finding inspiration in entire scenes from Striporama, the Something Weird Video-released compilation of '50s-era burlesque dancers, while alternately living out her domestic fantasies. (Or maybe yours. Beyoncé in the kitchen? Yeow!) The result is totally Betty Draper meets Bettie Page. The video was released on Beyoncé's official Vimeo page, along with a short preview clip.

In the video, Beyoncé sloshes around a martini (gin, we're sure), jiggles her boobies, snorts cigarette smoke from her nose like an angry Pamplona bull, preens and poses on a couch in an Esther Williams swimsuit, burns cookies in the kitchen, smacks her gum and then her ass. The song even seems to fit - there's a hint of modernized Motown to it.

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A Day At The Beach For Beyonce, Dad

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One of the things Rocks Off is most grateful for is our Google alert for Beyonce, which provides us with a never-ending stream of amusing and occasionally newsworthy anecdotes concerning the escapades of Houston's hometown diva and her extended family. This morning's was especially rich, because not only has the frequently bathing-suit-clad Beyonce finally joined the ranks of the celebrity "nip-slip" brigade, it turns out the federal government may pick up the Ike-related repair tab to the Knowles family's house on Galveston's Pirate Beach.

Let's get to the more important story first. Beyonce has been on vacation in Hawaii with husband Jay-Z, sister Solange and Solange's son Daniel for a few days. She went to the beach. Her swimsuit didn't fit quite right. Photographers were there. Internet goes bananas. End of story.

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Worst Dad Ever (Featuring Beyonce)

Watch this video (via entertainmentweekly.com). If you're at work and YouTube is blocked, bookmark it and watch when you get home.

OK, here's a synopsis: Beyonce's "Single Ladies (Put a Ring On It)" comes on the radio. Kids in back, including boy toddler in car seat, love it and begin singing along. Man driving informs the young lad he is not, in fact, a single lady. Kid cries. And cries. And cries...

Wow. Self-esteem and parenting FAIL - Rocks Off is just assuming the driver is his dad; if not, someone call CPS. Will this poor kid grow up to be...

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Rocks Off Exclusive: Things Beyonce Will Be Doing on Her Break from Music

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On top of everything else this week, sadly the news has come out that our beloved Beyonce is taking a break from music. Just when we need her the most, right? We miss B and Ms. Fierce already, and we're already speculating what she might get up to while taking her sabbatical away from the public eye. Don't think less of us: We need this.
  • Consulting with Tori Amos on which alternate persona to use on her next album. So far the list is narrowed down to Debbie Diva, Alicia Antagonistic, Beverley Belleoftheball and an unnamed protagonist who is, get this, sassy and independent.
  • Kicking anyone who calls Jay-Z "the old man of hip-hop" square in the taint, as well she should.
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Sound Off on The Kanye's Jackassery at Sunday Night's VMAs

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This is what happens when MTV pulls all its VMA footage from YouTube... their lawyers were up early this morning.

By now you've seen or at least heard about Kanye West's latest bit of spotlight-grabbing at Sunday night's MTV awards - Rocks Off doubts morning-drive DJs are talking about little else (Serena Williams, cough) - when Mr. "Love Lockdown" interrupted Taylor Swift's acceptance speech to let everyone know he thought Beyonce should have won. Which she did, a little later for Video of the Year, and graciously gave up her speech time so Swift could finish hers.

By now such publicity stunts are old hat for Kanye, and honestly, this shit got old after the 1998 Grammys of "Soy Bomb" and Ol' Dirty Bastard rushing the stage with the immortal interjection "Wu-Tang is for the children!"

Rocks Off would just like to get your opinion on a couple of things: How big an ass is The Kanye now? And how classy is Beyonce?

Beyonce: Not Just Dangerously In Love, Dangerous To Your Computer

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Via the Houston site of examiner.com, anti-viral software company McAfee ranks Beyonce near the top of celebrities for whom Internet searches are likely to lead to pages containing spyware, viruses or other technology-borne maladies. Searching Beyonce and other boldfaced names like Jessica Biel (No. 1 this year), the study says, could lead to pages "designed to damage one's computer." And you thought that "Single Ladies" video was viral.

Jennifer Aniston, Tom Brady and Jessica Simpson round out McAfee's Top 5. Rocks Off Googled Beyonce Wednesday morning and the first page or two of returns looked fine - her official site, Wikipedia and MySpace pages, YouTube playlist, etc.. (Not that we actually clicked any of the links... we're not that gullible.) Once we hit the 60s and 70s, we started getting sites like "Musicthatmakesyoudumb" and Photoshop Disasters. We caved in and clicked that last one - it's a picture of some amateurish airbrushing of B's phoenix outfit from the cover of Atlanta Social Season magazine - and nothing crashed except our opinion of her wardrobe designer.

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