I Don't Like Him the Way He Likes Me. Help!

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I DON'T LIKE HIM THE WAY HE LIKES ME

Dear Willie D:

I'm a 17-year-old runaway who has been living with a 26-year-old man for three months now. I just got tired all of the rules at home. My parents know I'm living with a guy, but they think he's closer to my age. We have sex from time to time, and we do things together, but I don't consider him my boyfriend. I have told him that I only want to be friends, but he treats me like I'm his girl.

He introduces me to his friends as his girlfriend, and whenever I talk to other guys on the phone he goes into a rage. I'm only staying with him because he literally begged me to, and he said that I didn't have to pay any bills. When I ran away from home it was his idea. Yes, I knew he wanted more than a platonic relationship, but he convinced me that we could just be friends. Now he acts like we're in a relationship.


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My Girl Says No Sex Until Marriage. Help!

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SEX BEFORE MARRIAGE

Dear Willie D:

I met a young lady who is 23 years old with two kids. We have been seeing each other for about three months and I still have not rounded the bases, if you know what I mean. We were kissing one night and when I tried to take it further, she told me the next time she has sex it will be with the man she marries. I think she is full of s---. She got pregnant twice by two men who never married her, and didn't give a damn about her, or her kids. She's also been with five other men -- so she says.

Now I come along and do all the right things: treat her good, buy her nice things, and take her out, and she wants to act like Sweet Polly Purebred. I really like her a lot, but I'm not ready for marriage. At the same time I'm a man and I have needs. Should I dump her, or hang in there and see where things go from here?


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My Next-Door Neighbors Are Peeping Toms. Help!

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WHY DO SMOKERS STAND RIGHT OUTSIDE OF DOORWAYS TO SMOKE?

Dear Willie D:

I have a healthy contempt for smokers who have no regard for the rest of society. If I was a smoker you would never catch me smoking cigarettes right outside of the doorway or in the direct path of nonsmokers. I mean seriously, if you want to kill yourself go right ahead, but don't take the rest of us out with you.

Smoking is hazardous to your health. As such, if a smoker causes a non-smoker to come into contact with smoke fumes they should be charged with assault, the same as any other person who causes bodily harm to an innocent person. Why do smokers have to stand right outside of doorways to smoke?


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My Ex Is a Cheating Man-Whore. Help!

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I NEED HELP WITH KISSING A GIRL FOR THE FIRST TIME

Dear Willie D:

There's this girl I like that goes to school with me. Her dad and my dad just became friends so I'm starting to see her more often now and even talk to her on the phone. There is a party this weekend with all of my schoolmates and she will be there. I plan on kissing her, but I don't know where to start. I don't want to mess it up. We're both 15. How should I go about kissing her?

First Kiss:

The first smooch is like sealing a relationship with a kiss. If you do it right, you're good. If you do it wrong, things could go bad real fast. Don't work yourself up with too much planning. Planting the perfect kiss in real life seldom turns out the way it does in the movies. Just relax and let it flow naturally. Try to pull her away from her friends so you can enjoy her company alone.


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I Think My Sister Is After My Man. Help!

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CAN'T TRUST MY SISTER AROUND MY MAN

Dear Willie D:

I made the mistake of giving my sister intimate details about my boyfriend's sexual prowess in bed; since then she has been a little too close to him. She is always popping up at the apartment that he and I share. One day I came home to find her ass sitting on the sofa just a little too close to him. I gave both of them a good looking over and asked them what's going on.

I asked my sister why she didn't tell me she was stopping by, and she gave me some lame excuse about she didn't know she was going to come until the last minute. I don't know if it's just her or both of them who's up to something. I trust my boyfriend more than I do my sister. She has burned me before. They both swear nothing is going on. How can I be certain?


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My Wife Wants a Threesome. Help!

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MY WIFE WANTS TO WATCH ME HAVE SEX WITH ANOTHER WOMAN

Dear Willie D:

For the past several months on and off, my wife has told me she wants to have a threesome with me and her girlfriend. Her friend is really hot, but I'm not sure about sharing our bed with another person. How do you trust someone after something like that?

Three's a Crowd:

Your wife is a freak, and that's okay as long as there are barriers. Be careful, though. It could be a trap to see if you are capable of cheating. If you decide to go through with it, warn her in advance that whatever the outcome it was her idea. That way if she doesn't like how it goes down, she has only herself to blame.


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Guys Always Go for Average-Looking Girls. Help!

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BUMPING HEADS WITH STRICT PARENTS

Dear Willie D:

I'm a 14-year-old boy going to high school next year and can't even choose the sport I want to play without asking my parents. I make good grades, and I behave myself well. I am also responsible, and do whatever they tell me to do. But my parents treat me like I'm some bad kid; especially my mother. When I told my dad I wanted to play football my freshman year in high school he said, "ask your mother." But when I did she said absolutely not.

She thinks I will get hurt. Maybe I will, but probably no less than any of the other players on the team. Can you tell me what to say to her so that she will let me join the team? I really want to play.


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My Friend Thinks I Snitched on Her. Help!

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MY FRIEND THINKS I SNITCHED AND NOW EVERYBODY HATES ME

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I'm in the middle of a friendship crisis that started two weeks ago. My friend since kindergarten was babysitting for a couple in our neighborhood, and she invited her boyfriend over to make out in their bed. I called her while they were in bed together and she told me she would call me back. When she did I was filled in on all of the raunchy details. Well, a few days after the incident she called accusing me of telling the couple what she did.

I know the couple, but I have only spoken to them maybe twice in the ten years I've been living in the neighborhood. But she swears that I'm to blame for leaking the information. I told her that her boyfriend may have said something, but she insists that he would never do something like that. The couple not only fired her, but they called the authorities because she's only 15 and the boy is 19.


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I'm Divorced and Ready to Start Dating Again. Help!

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I KEEP THINKING SOMETHING BAD WILL HAPPEN TO ME

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I live in the U.S. and watch a lot of crime and murder mystery shows on television. I didn't know that so many people were being kidnapped, raped and murdered in this country. Sometimes I have dreams of being killed. Each time I leave my house I'm absolutely terrified of the possible dangers that await me. I'm afraid to blow my car horn at someone on the street for fear that they will pull out a gun and shoot me.

When I'm at home I listen to my music on my computer or my headphones because I don't want to disturb my neighbor to the extent that they feel it necessary to shoot me over loud music. Whenever I'm walking through a parking lot to or from my car I'm alert; constantly checking for suspicious activity. I'm also paranoid of becoming a home-invasion victim. What is wrong with me? Is this normal?


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My 12-Year-Old Daughter Dresses Like a Slut! Help!

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HOW DO I KNOW IF HE'S INTERESTED IN ME?

Dear Willie D:

My best friend's physical trainer is someone who I would love to date. He is very nice and too cute. Since he's always around I asked my friend were they dating, and she said no. We all hang out together a lot. He is always asking me questions, and joking around. Once when we were together by the pool at my friend's house, there was a guy using profanity and he told him to watch his mouth because I was there.

I'm 19 years old, and he is 25 so I don't know if he came to my defense as he would a little sister or a girlfriend. How do I know if he likes me?

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