I'm Hot For My Best Friend's Sister. Help!

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WOULD I BE WRONG FOR DATING MY FRIEND'S SISTER?

Dear Willie D:

Eight years ago my family picked up and left Dallas to follow my military father to Japan for work. I left behind my best friend, and his wonderful family that included his pool-stick-shaped little sister. I hadn't seen her the whole time I was gone except for a few pictures on my friend's Facebook page.

We moved back to Dallas in July, and their family gave us a welcome-back party. When I saw my friend's little sister she was no longer little. She was a fully developed woman with a smoking body, and she was being extra nice to me. She brushed up against me in the kitchen as we both were getting seconds, and I swear she did it on purpose. The friction got my hormones to racing wildly.


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My Friend Is Prettier Than Me. Help!

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I'M JEALOUS OF MY FRIEND BECAUSE SHE'S PRETTIER THAN ME

Dear Willie D:

Hanging out with my close, beautiful friend has always made me feel less important, and sometimes unattractive. She's always the first one that guys see. Lately, I have found myself being really resentful of her to the point that I no longer want to hang out with her, and tell her about events that I might be attending because I'm tired of competing with her.

I feel like such a snake. She is a good friend, and has always had my back. I know I shouldn't feel the way I do, but I can't help it. How can I cope and coexist with a friend who is prettier than me?


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Fifty Shades of Grey Made Me a Freak. Help!

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FIFTY SHADES OF GREY MADE ME A FREAK

Dear Willie D:

It's hard to watch the movie Fifty Shades of Grey and not walk away without a need to be sexually adventurous. Maybe it was my Catholic upbringing, but I have always been sexually challenged. But boy oh boy, how one movie can cast a spell on you.

After watching the movie, I decided I would be less inhibited in bed. For the first time I participated in bondage. I made my man wear a blindfold, then handcuffed, and whipped him with a rope. It was so empowering. I am now comfortable with asking for the kind of sex I want. I guess I'm a real control freak [heh-heh].

Have you watched the movie, and is BDSM something you would want to do with your woman?


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My Ex Is Threatening Revenge Porn. Help!

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MY EX THREATENED TO POST NAKED PICTURES OF ME

Dear Willie D:

When my boyfriend was working out of town, I took some nude pictures of myself and sent them to him to help him get through the night -- if you know what I mean. Now that we are no longer dating, he's bitter and threatening to post the pictures all over social media, and send them to my dad's cellphone.

If he sends the pictures, I would be mortified beyond belief. Please tell me what to do to stop him, and get the pictures back?

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Hillary Clinton Might Become President. Help!

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I HOPE HILLARY CLINTON DON'T BECOME PRESIDENT

Dear Willie D:

I love Hillary Clinton, but I don't think she should become president. She has too many skeletons in the closet for conservatives to attack and shame her legacy. Don't you think if she became president, her administration will be riddled with scandal?

Clinton Lover:

Yes, but name a president in the past 100 years whose administration hasn't been riddled with scandal? The truth is power corrupts, and absolute power means that you'll probably be mentioned in history books.


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I Got Stood Up On a Date. Help!

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MY FRIEND AND HIS NEGATIVE ENERGY

Dear Willie D:

I have been platonic friends with a guy since we were freshmen in college. He is the most negative person I know personally, but I love him because he's funny, caring and generous. What can I say to get him to stop being so negative?

Platonic Friend:

Tell him that you love him because he's funny, caring, and generous, but he needs to work on being more positive. When you tell him how you feel, take a few days off from being around him. It'll give him time to feel your void, allow your statement to sink in, and to think about how to improve his attitude; at least when you're around.

Whenever you're on the phone with him or in his presence, and he starts with the disparagement, change the subject, end the call or leave the room. Eventually, he'll get the message. If not, brace yourself for the wreck.


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I Got Pregnant From a One-Night Stand. Help!

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DO I RESERVE THE RIGHT TO SELL OR GIVE AWAY MY EX-BOYFRIEND'S BELONGINGS?

Dear Willie D:

My boyfriend and I broke up three weeks ago due to his cheating and lying ways. When he moved out a couple of days later he only took his clothes with him; all other items such as kitchenware and jewelry are still in my house. I sent him a text message and an email stating that he needs to make arrangements to come get these things by the end of the month.

I also told him that if he didn't come get it by that time the stuff would be sold, or given to charity. Despite how I feel that he could have moved his belongings with him the day he left, do you feel that I'm being harsh?


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My Son Won't Accept My New Man. Help!

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I FATHERED A CHILD OUTSIDE OF MY MARRIAGE

Dear Willie D:

I messed up big time, man. I'm involved in a three-year relationship outside of my marriage that has unintentionally produced a child. What's worse is that my wife has wanted to get pregnant for some time now, but I told her we should wait.

I feel guilty for not being able to announce to the world that I'm a father and who my son is. Moreover, I really feel bad about betraying my wife's trust. Knowing that I cheated is one thing, but if she found out that I also share a child with my mistress it would hurt her to no end. I have been struggling with the notion of revealing my deception intensely over the past several days.

I don't want to lose my wife. At the same time she needs to know the truth. Should I reveal my secret and if so, how do I explain my infidelity in a way that she will forgive me, and accept my son who is innocent in all of this?


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I Cheated on My Man to Get Even. Help!

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FEELING GUILTY ABOUT EARNING MONEY FROM SELLING DAUGHTER'S CLOTHES

Dear Willie D:

My daughter has moved away to attend university abroad and won't be back until summer 2015. A few days ago we talked on Skype, and she said that she don't want any of her clothes and to give them away. At the time I agreed to give her clothes away I wasn't thinking about selling them. The idea sort popped up in my head today.

I know of a place where I can take her clothes to sell them on consignment, but I'm feeling guilty for trying to sell them since they are her clothes. At the same time she told me she didn't want them anymore, so why not sell them and turn a profit? If I do sell them, should I give my daughter a share of the profits even though she gave the clothes to me to dispose of and I would have done all the work to sell everything?


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I Need a Cheap Valentine's Day Gift. Help!

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WHAT'S A CHEAP VALENTINE'S DAY GIFT FOR MY MAN?

Dear Willie D:

I wanted to get your opinion on what would be a cool gift to give a boyfriend for Valentine's Day if I'm on a budget?

Love Budget:

The best Valentine's Day gift I've ever received that didn't cost a lot of money was when my girl prepared a candlelight dinner for me and we made love. Now a lot of ultra-sensitive dudes will say there's more ways to a man's heart than just food and sex. I agree, but if you want to impress your man on a budget for Valentine's Day or otherwise, feed him and f--- him. You can't miss.


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