My Girl Wants to Take Naked Pictures. Help!

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WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY AND WHY IS THERE SO MUCH DYSFUNCTIONALITY?

Dear Willie D:

Why is there so much division in the world? Maybe I'm naïve but I am 53 years old, and I don't recall ever feeling so helpless about the state of humanity. Everyday all day all you hear and read about is crime, hate, confrontations, pain, and illness. Yes there is the occasional soft and fuzzy good story thrown in, but overall the world is a sad place.

There was a time when I trusted the police, but law enforcement in America seems to have lost its way in terms of respect for the citizens they serve and the badge they wear and our government is just sitting on the sidelines eating popcorn. I feel for the future generations to come. I'm a licensed gun owner, but I still fear for me and my family's safety. What can we do to fix this societal dysfunctionality?


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My Girl Is Just Too Damn Tall. Help!

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MY HUSBAND DOESN'T EVER WANT TO DO ANYTHING

Dear Willie D:

I'm experiencing a case of where opposites attract then mismatch. My husband is an introverted homebody and I'm the outdoors extrovert. When we first met in our early 20's I thought we were perfect for each other. Now I'm not so sure.

I'm annoyed by going to social gathering alone all the time while he sits at home. I used to invite him to everything and ask him to do stuff with me, but I got tired of him saying no. So eventually I just stopped asking. Please tell me what to say to get him off the couch and out of the house.


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My Fiancé Confessed He Wants to Sleep With My Best Friend. Help!

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I'M 40 AND I WANT A PATERNITY TEST!

Dear Willie D:

My father was a married man who cheated on his wife and will not admit to her that he's my father. I have letters he wrote to my mother, I have photos, and I have memories of my childhood of going to my grandmother's house and knowing family members. I want a relationship more than anything and his wife is so hateful that she won't allow me to talk to him to resolve this.

He's military and if he passes I'm due to receive some things, but there's so much opposition. If I do nothing about clearing up paternity and shutting up his wife I won't get anything. What do I do?

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I Didn't Mean to Say "I Love You." Help!

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I DIDN'T MEAN TO SAY I LOVE YOU

Dear Willie D:

This girl that I kick it with and I were having sex. When she told me that she loved me, because I was caught up in the moment I replied with my own not so true declaration and told her I loved her back. Now I feel like I'm in a committed relationship even though neither of us has confirmed anything. Since that night she tells me I love you all the time and I feel compelled to respond by telling her I love her also.

Even though I don't mean it I say it anyway or else it just feels awkward. How do I get her to back off, and take it slow without coming off as a jerk? I don't want to lead her on.

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My Girl Won't Have Sex With Me. Help!

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HELP ME CHOOSE BETWEEN MY BOYFRIEND AND THE GUY I'M HAVING SEX WITH

Dear Willie D:

I'm a 40-year old professional caught up between two lovers. One I've been dating since 2011, and the other I've been "messing around with" for about 9 months. The first relationship is not as solid as it should be because he is gone a lot on the road, and we haven't had a chance to really connect. The second guy is somebody I've known since I was a kid.

We reconnected and began to spend a lot of time with one another, and we eventually had sex, not just regular sex, but passionate erotic sex that is mind blowing. I care about the first guy because he is so nice and stable. The second guy recently divorced and lost a lot of money, and also he has a felony for a codeine possession and he is rebuilding his life financially.


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Willie D's Gift: The Geto Boy's Favorite Ask Willie D Letters

Willie D says he likes to write on Sundays, early in the morning at his computer, in a comfortable chair in his living room. It's the perfect environment for him to get "in my zone."

"I think Sunday is just a lazy day," he muses. "I'm even better now that the Texans aren't doing anything. So my focus is real good."

The Geto Boys MC's voice projects street-knowledge authority as much on a computer screen or the printed page as in one of his old songs -- say, "Mind of a Lunatic," "Fuck a War" or "Gangster of Love." Only these days, Willie D is slinging his unique brand of candid but common-sense etiquette as the Houston Press's weekly advice columnist, instead of spitting outrageously X-rated lines that even today would make the pre-Are We There Yet? Ice Cube blush.


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My Disabled Wife Won't Put Out. Help!

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I WANT TO GET RID OF AN ANNOYING FRIEND

Dear Willie D:

I made the colossal mistake of befriending a girl that I met on Facebook. She was a friend of a friend so we just started following each other and liking one another's updates. After knowing her for less than a week she asked if I wanted to meet up at a popular bar for happy hour. Even though I thought it was too soon to be hanging out with someone I didn't really know, considering we both were females and in the same circle, I threw caution to the wind and met up with her anyway.

She arrived at the bar before I did and had already ordered appetizers, which was fine by me because I was hungry. As I took my seat at the bar the waiter asked me what I wanted to drink and she suggested, or shall I say ordered the same thing she was drinking for me. Now I'm thinking to myself, "control freak."


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He Went for It on the First Date. Help!

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MY MOM TALKED BAD ABOUT ME BEHIND MY BACK

Dear Willie D:

I'm a 23-year-old female who lives at home with my mom. She has always supported me and encouraged me by saying the regular things like, "You're so smart, and I'm proud of you." But yesterday at home, I overheard her tell her friend on the phone that I'm a big disappointment.

Shocked and hurt, I stayed in my room and cried all night. She has been trying to be nice to me. She keeps asking me what's wrong, but I just tell her nothing to make her go away. I don't know how to feel about our relationship now. I feel as though my whole life with her has been a lie. I want to tell her how she hurt me, but I also want to move away from her and never speak to her again.

Please tell me what to do to get through this?


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My Husband Wears My Panties. Help!

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MY SISTER IS BLACKMAILING ME

Dear Willie D:

I met a guy who is four years older than me; I'm 15. He listens to me and cares about what I think. He is very caring, and I know he's not just messing with my head because I'm young. After three months of seeing him, we had sex.

Even though we used protection, I was worried the whole time. But other than that, the experience was great and he was so caring and gentle. Because it was a special moment for me I wanted to tell someone about what I was feeling; so I told my younger sister, who is 13. Well, ever since then, she has been blackmailing me by making me let her wear my clothes and do stuff for her.

I am fed up with her, but when I tell her no she threatens to tell our parents. My parents are strict and will punish me and probably try to lock my boyfriend up for having sex with a minor when they find out his real age. Please help me get out of this situation.


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I Got Invited to a Friend's Divorce Party. Help!

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I CONFESSED MY LOVE FOR A FRIEND AND SHE REJECTED ME

Dear Willie D:

I'm feeling a little depressed since confessing my love for a friend who shot me down. This is someone I have known for two years, and I never let her know my true feelings because I was afraid she would do exactly what she did -- turn me down. We used to be able to tell each other everything. I still feel the same way, but I can tell she hesitates to tell me about stuff now.

I have been trying to come up with a way to get our platonic relationship back on track since romance figures to be out of the question. I still secretly desire a romantic relationship with her, but as I said that's out of the question. What can I say or do to regain her trust?


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