My Son Won't Accept My New Man. Help!

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I FATHERED A CHILD OUTSIDE OF MY MARRIAGE

Dear Willie D:

I messed up big time, man. I'm involved in a three-year relationship outside of my marriage that has unintentionally produced a child. What's worse is that my wife has wanted to get pregnant for some time now, but I told her we should wait.

I feel guilty for not being able to announce to the world that I'm a father and who my son is. Moreover, I really feel bad about betraying my wife's trust. Knowing that I cheated is one thing, but if she found out that I also share a child with my mistress it would hurt her to no end. I have been struggling with the notion of revealing my deception intensely over the past several days.

I don't want to lose my wife. At the same time she needs to know the truth. Should I reveal my secret and if so, how do I explain my infidelity in a way that she will forgive me, and accept my son who is innocent in all of this?


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I Cheated on My Man to Get Even. Help!

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FEELING GUILTY ABOUT EARNING MONEY FROM SELLING DAUGHTER'S CLOTHES

Dear Willie D:

My daughter has moved away to attend university abroad and won't be back until summer 2015. A few days ago we talked on Skype, and she said that she don't want any of her clothes and to give them away. At the time I agreed to give her clothes away I wasn't thinking about selling them. The idea sort popped up in my head today.

I know of a place where I can take her clothes to sell them on consignment, but I'm feeling guilty for trying to sell them since they are her clothes. At the same time she told me she didn't want them anymore, so why not sell them and turn a profit? If I do sell them, should I give my daughter a share of the profits even though she gave the clothes to me to dispose of and I would have done all the work to sell everything?


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I Need a Cheap Valentine's Day Gift. Help!

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WHAT'S A CHEAP VALENTINE'S DAY GIFT FOR MY MAN?

Dear Willie D:

I wanted to get your opinion on what would be a cool gift to give a boyfriend for Valentine's Day if I'm on a budget?

Love Budget:

The best Valentine's Day gift I've ever received that didn't cost a lot of money was when my girl prepared a candlelight dinner for me and we made love. Now a lot of ultra-sensitive dudes will say there's more ways to a man's heart than just food and sex. I agree, but if you want to impress your man on a budget for Valentine's Day or otherwise, feed him and f--- him. You can't miss.


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I'm Pregnant by a Married Man. Help!

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I'M PREGNANT BY A MARRIED MAN. SHOULD I KEEP IT?

Dear Willie D:

I'm embarrassed to share this with anybody, but I'm two months pregnant by a married man. We used protection most of the time and whenever we didn't, he always pulled out. I have already notified him of my pregnancy and he told me that the decision to keep the baby is mine, but I'm confused.

I love him but I don't think he'll leave his wife to give our child the proper family life it should have with both a mother and father living under the same roof. I can't tell my mom about it, and I don't have any friends who are close enough that I can trust with my secret. Should I keep my baby?


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My Girl Wants to Take Naked Pictures. Help!

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WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY AND WHY IS THERE SO MUCH DYSFUNCTIONALITY?

Dear Willie D:

Why is there so much division in the world? Maybe I'm naïve but I am 53 years old, and I don't recall ever feeling so helpless about the state of humanity. Everyday all day all you hear and read about is crime, hate, confrontations, pain, and illness. Yes there is the occasional soft and fuzzy good story thrown in, but overall the world is a sad place.

There was a time when I trusted the police, but law enforcement in America seems to have lost its way in terms of respect for the citizens they serve and the badge they wear and our government is just sitting on the sidelines eating popcorn. I feel for the future generations to come. I'm a licensed gun owner, but I still fear for me and my family's safety. What can we do to fix this societal dysfunctionality?


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My Girl Is Just Too Damn Tall. Help!

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MY HUSBAND DOESN'T EVER WANT TO DO ANYTHING

Dear Willie D:

I'm experiencing a case of where opposites attract then mismatch. My husband is an introverted homebody and I'm the outdoors extrovert. When we first met in our early 20's I thought we were perfect for each other. Now I'm not so sure.

I'm annoyed by going to social gathering alone all the time while he sits at home. I used to invite him to everything and ask him to do stuff with me, but I got tired of him saying no. So eventually I just stopped asking. Please tell me what to say to get him off the couch and out of the house.


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My Fiancé Confessed He Wants to Sleep With My Best Friend. Help!

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I'M 40 AND I WANT A PATERNITY TEST!

Dear Willie D:

My father was a married man who cheated on his wife and will not admit to her that he's my father. I have letters he wrote to my mother, I have photos, and I have memories of my childhood of going to my grandmother's house and knowing family members. I want a relationship more than anything and his wife is so hateful that she won't allow me to talk to him to resolve this.

He's military and if he passes I'm due to receive some things, but there's so much opposition. If I do nothing about clearing up paternity and shutting up his wife I won't get anything. What do I do?

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I Didn't Mean to Say "I Love You." Help!

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I DIDN'T MEAN TO SAY I LOVE YOU

Dear Willie D:

This girl that I kick it with and I were having sex. When she told me that she loved me, because I was caught up in the moment I replied with my own not so true declaration and told her I loved her back. Now I feel like I'm in a committed relationship even though neither of us has confirmed anything. Since that night she tells me I love you all the time and I feel compelled to respond by telling her I love her also.

Even though I don't mean it I say it anyway or else it just feels awkward. How do I get her to back off, and take it slow without coming off as a jerk? I don't want to lead her on.

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My Girl Won't Have Sex With Me. Help!

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HELP ME CHOOSE BETWEEN MY BOYFRIEND AND THE GUY I'M HAVING SEX WITH

Dear Willie D:

I'm a 40-year old professional caught up between two lovers. One I've been dating since 2011, and the other I've been "messing around with" for about 9 months. The first relationship is not as solid as it should be because he is gone a lot on the road, and we haven't had a chance to really connect. The second guy is somebody I've known since I was a kid.

We reconnected and began to spend a lot of time with one another, and we eventually had sex, not just regular sex, but passionate erotic sex that is mind blowing. I care about the first guy because he is so nice and stable. The second guy recently divorced and lost a lot of money, and also he has a felony for a codeine possession and he is rebuilding his life financially.


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Willie D's Gift: The Geto Boy's Favorite Ask Willie D Letters

Willie D says he likes to write on Sundays, early in the morning at his computer, in a comfortable chair in his living room. It's the perfect environment for him to get "in my zone."

"I think Sunday is just a lazy day," he muses. "I'm even better now that the Texans aren't doing anything. So my focus is real good."

The Geto Boys MC's voice projects street-knowledge authority as much on a computer screen or the printed page as in one of his old songs -- say, "Mind of a Lunatic," "Fuck a War" or "Gangster of Love." Only these days, Willie D is slinging his unique brand of candid but common-sense etiquette as the Houston Press's weekly advice columnist, instead of spitting outrageously X-rated lines that even today would make the pre-Are We There Yet? Ice Cube blush.


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