The "Swagger Wagon" & Other Great Rap Commercial Fails

Face it -- hip-hop has been commercialized for a very long time.

Hammer yukked it up on Saturday mornings with his own cartoon, 2Pac and Biggie shilled malt liquor, plenty of others have hawked FUBU and Lugz (I think Birdman still sells Lugz), and Ludacris pushed Pepsi (and pissed off Bill O'Reilly). Then of course there's anything regarding Macklemore, Iggy Azalea and more.

We've gone through some dire moments in commercial products being tossed hip-hop ideas and stances for product placement. None, however, may be able to top Busta Rhymes, the "Swagger Wagon" and the 2015 Toyota Sienna.

I can't even begin to manage how many stupid dope rhymes the commercial's family, the "Neuberts," decide to let loose from their lips. I can't even imagine why Busta Rhymes has turned into dreadlocked Florida Evans before our very eyes. All I know is that within the first TEN SECONDS of the clip, "listen up mother fathers" is said.

Mother. Fathers.

All it does is remind me of how terrible our "rap" commercials have been over time. Some have been humorous, and others downright horrendous. Hell, even Lil Flip is involved here, so the rabbit hole could eventually make us quite certain that by the end we'll have to hand rap over to our new commercial overlords while trying to keep ourselves from saying, "Don't blame me, I voted for Kodos."

Suspect: Busta Rhymes and Toyota's "Swagger Wagon"
Victim: Honda, Mazda and Toyota's Entire 2015 Fleet
Verdict: We Lost Busta Rhymes to a Check

There's nothing to say about this besides the one fact: swagger wagons are terrible ideas. They don't have them in Cleveland with Johnny Manziel (but they have a dog named Swagger) and they damn sure don't belong on Toyotas.

Fine, Neubert family, you've now given me something to shake my head at because this is so bad that I now pray for Busta Rhymes' safety. Over the summer, one of hip-hop's greatest men, a master of the double-time flow, has been reduced to being compared to Cheesecake Factory logos and now this.

I completely expected a Nae Nae from all parties involved. I was robbed of said Nae Nae. I cried myself to sleep for hours afterwards.

Suspect: Mary J. Blige For Burger King
Victim: Everyone Who Loves Sandwich Wraps
Verdict: Guilty (commercial never aired)

Oh, there have been fine moments in the history of Mary J. Blige. But doing this particular commercial, standing on top of a table at a Burger King belting out the spirituals of the Lord and telling us all about the powers of said chicken wraps? Never. Thank goodness social media caught a hold of this and it died a proper death...just to live forever on the Interwebs!

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