10 Acts We'd Pay to See Play in a Graveyard
4. Unknown Hinson
The hilarious parody of country-western singers would be perfect because it fits so well with his gimmick of also being some sort of vampire and grave robber.
The Houston recluse is sort of an arbitrary choice, but he only ever seems to step out of the shadows to play shows that are interesting in some manner, so this would be a perfect way to coax him out of hiding.
I feel like the reasons here should just be obvious, because it's fucking Slayer. You're telling me you wouldn't go?
Dethklok is metal. Graveyards are metal. It's a match made in Hell, just like something front man Brendon Small would come up with for an episode of the band's cartoon.
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