The Best Things We Overheard at Free Press Summer Fest
|Photo by Jim Bricker|
"I don't fucking care about his problems, I have all my money and all my beer!"
Drunk girl waves over to someone in the VIP area:
Drunk Girl: asfalsj asdfoaho fasdfabo.
VIP Guy looks puzzled. He moves closer:
VIP Guy: I don't understand what you're saying.
Drunk Girl: dfasdfhoi dafsd bibuer beer.
VIP Guy: I'm sorry, I can't understand what you're saying.
Girl 2 (leaning over Drunk Girl to address VIP Guy): Do not give her any more alcohol.
"Step then, bitch!"
"I hate those fucking beach balls. They always hit me in the head"
A fest-goer with an empty cup asked a stranger if he'd accept $10 in exchange for six ounces of his unopened beer. The beer-holder said that seemed a bit steep. Empty Cup reminded Beer-Holder since he had the commodity, he could set the price. Once the economics lesson ended, one guy had a filled cup and the other had five bucks.
"We're all human water balloons"
"Wow. Half the crowd cheered and half the crowd booed"
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