Coachella's Five Funniest Craigslist Casual Encounters

Note: Coachella, Southern California's version of FPSF, is going on this weekend in the high desert outside Palm Springs. Our friends at LA Weekly and OC Weekly will be there the whole weekend and will be bringing us regular updates. This one is from OC.

coachella-nanette-gonzales.jpg
Nanette Gonzales/LA Weekly
Looking for love
There's something undeniably erotic about Coachella. Perhaps it's the triple-digit heat that gets you hot and heavy, or maybe seeing some of your favorite bands all in one weekend gets your juices flowing. Or, most likely, you're in your twenties so you're perpetually horny by default.

But who has the time and energy to charm that cutie in front of you during the Replacements' set enough to ensure coitus? You have three short days here, so you gotta cut to the chase. Smart festivalgoers who think with their head hop on over to Craigslist for their festival, er, festivities.

Here are five of the most...interesting personal ads on the site from those looking for a little festival fuck.


5. Mom?!

Thumbnail image for coachella-swingers.png
Click to enlarge
This couple looks like your parents but party like your freshman year of college. Oh, and they say they're 36, and they probably were...a decade ago.


4. Stanky-sock-tonia

Thumbnail image for coachella-socks.png
Click to enlarge
If there's one thing there's no shortage of in the desert, it's sweaty socks. Lucky for you boys, this person is willing to pay for your very own version of Stanktonia. Oh, and pictures are required, because you don't want to stick just anyone's sock in your face, amiright?


3. Don't Go Down That Road

coachella-shady-lane.png
Because nothing says safe sex like an online ad inviting you to hookup with a stranger at a place on Shady Lane..


More hookups in the making on the next page.

My Voice Nation Help

Now Trending

Houston Concert Tickets

From the Vault

 

Loading...