Top 10 Songs to Download While Drunk

5. "Carolina Drama," The Raconteurs
We know: it's Jack White, and he sucks. But the Raconteurs didn't, and "Carolina Drama" is a hidden drunken gem.

4. "Gin House Blues," Nina Simone
Plenty of musicians have covered this blues staple, which was the work of Bessie Smith in 1928. But out of all of them -- The Animals, Buster Bailey, Cannibal Corpse and a laundry list of others -- it was Nina Simone, the quintessential jazz diva, who did "Gin House Blues" complete justice. Go on and just download it.

3. "Tiny Dancer," Elton John
Nobody -- nobody, we tell you -- knows quite why this song is so good while drunk, but it is. We refuse to hide our love for it, and you shouldn't either. Hold us closer, "Tiny Dancer." We'll always drunkenly shout your lyrics with no shame.

2. "Fuck You I'm Drunk," Bondo
Uh, did you read the title of the song? These Chicago-bred punks know what makes for a decent drunk download, and "Fuck You I'm Drunk" is right up there with the best of them. Download this one with pride; the world will be impressed with your prowess.

1. "I'm Shipping Up to Boston," Dropkick Murphys
Listen, if you don't feel like a drunken, rowdy pirate after you download this song, there's something wrong with your drinking strategy. Now go find your wooden leg, and please make sure you don't blame us for any of the other garbage you end up downloading this weekend. Everything you needed was right here.


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Daaaang, I could call Dropkick. But, why not Kiss Me, I'm Shitfaced?? 

Also, that's a killer Garth Brooks and George Jones song. Totes going on my playlist. New old music!!!


I think the last song I downloaded under the influence was Tina Turner's 'Private Dancer'. Seemed appropriate at the time for some reason.

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