Music's Got 99 Problems, and Jay Z Ain't One
Yes, that means exactly what you think it does. Two Biebers will be working the fame-whore stroll -- probably together, since rumor has it that they're recording a duet. We know what you're thinking: The world doesn't need a Bieber duet, and we'd have to agree with you. The last thing we want to see is more Bieber headlines, about mother or son. They've done enough already.
And the idea of a Bieber duet may be a travesty, but so are a lot of things happening in music at the moment. Miley's tongue shoved down Katy Perry's throat is a prime example. So much wrong; so little right.
So you may be having girl problems, and we do indeed feel bad for you, son. But the real issue here is that music's got 99 problems, and a bitch still ain't one.
98. Future's Honesty
97. '90s nostalgia
96. Mama Bieber
95. Justin Bieber's tattoos
93. Overpriced summer festivals
92. 2 Chainz
87. Tribute albums
86. Tour riders
84. Lana Del Rey
82. Skrillex hair
81. Digital technology
80. Celebrity cruises
79. The Voice
77. Farrah Abraham, aka Teen Mom
76. "Fan experiences"
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