The 10 Best Bad Music Videos of the '80s

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One of my favorite things about looking back on the past is how things that were perhaps state-of-the-art at the time are now so cheesy and dated removed from their original contexts. It should probably come as no surprise that I'm a massive fan of the slasher genre, especially the later films in the series that got increasingly contrived, for that very reason.

Music videos were a lot like that. In the earliest stages of the genre, they were all about doing crazy shit. Have you ever noticed how all music videos look the same now? Well, back then they all looked different because nobody had any idea what they were doing with it as an art form.

That's why we can look back and find so many awesome examples of strikingly awful music videos that we love just the same. These are my personal best from the "so-bad-it's-good" file.


10. Dio, "Holy Diver"
Metal videos in the '80s were generally pretty incredible affairs, and Dio's penchant for D&D fantasy gave us this gem. Very few sights can top that of the diminutive metal god running around like a LARPer, fighting villains with a sword in a castle.


9. Megadeth, "No More Mr. Nice Guy"
It's tough to build a badass image of yourself as Megadeth did in the '80s and then do a video like this, which looks like the rejected concept for a Twisted Sister video. And you wonder why Metallica refused to make a video until "One."


8. Ozzy Osbourne, "The Ultimate Sin"
One of my absolute favorite images from the entire '80s is the one in this video where Ozzy plays a parody of Dallas's J.R. Ewing. It's meant to be ridiculous, so I'm not picking on it; it's just incredibly funny. On the other hand, Ozzy's costume from the live footage interspersed in the video isn't much less ridiculous than the Dallas parody. Why is he wearing a bumblebee robe? Do I even want to know?


7. David Bowie and Mick Jagger, "Dancing in the Street"
This is an easy one to pick on, and I'll admit it looks like the guys were having a lot of fun so I can't totally knock them for it. That being said, it's still absolutely hilarious.


6. Whitesnake, "Is This Love?"
This was basically rock music in the '80s: aching balladry, puffy shirts, rolled-up sleeves on jackets, and lots of smoke and sexy chicks. The best part is the ending, though, where David Coverdale has apparently decided this is love, comes out of the shadows and virtually attacks his ex-girlfriend. Yeah, that's the ticket, bro.


5. Ray Parker Jr., "Ghostbusters"
Far be it from me to criticize anything Ghostbusters-related, but there are some really bizarre implications made by Ray Parker Jr.'s behavior in this video, especially around that "invisible man sleeping in your bed" part that frankly just never sounded right in the song to begin with. Given your tolerance for ickiness, this video is either hilarious or super-creepy.


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jaykaydx

WTF? No 'Going To The Bank' by The Commodores? Or even Jermaine Jackson and Pia Zadora - When The Rain Begins to Fall? And THE absolute, worst video of the 80s - Billy Squire's 'Rock Me Tonite'!!!!

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