Katy Perry's "Roar" Is a Pretty Terrible Song


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3. Katy Perry is annoying
The climax of the video is Katy Perry vs. The 900 lb Tiger Who Ate Her Boyfriend. She lures him into a cage by waving a stick at him, which probably isn't how people really catch tigers.

He walks up and growls at her and Katy Perry is like, "Bap, bap, bap, bap, bap, we need to talk about our relationship, bap, bap, bap," and then the tiger is like, "Jesus Christ, bro. Stop talking. I should not have eaten your boyfriend I should've eaten myself. I should've chewed off and eaten my own body because that'd have been less awful then this."

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Even tigers don't wanna listen to Katy Perry.


CONCLUSIONS

  • Katy Perry likes Sara Bareilles, but not enough to not steal her music.
  • Monkeys are smart.
  • Tigers are smart.

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32 comments
Nataliaforever
Nataliaforever

Funny but mean very mean and not even good.  Katy Perry is an amazing singer and has more talent this the asshole dumbshit who wrote this article, and anyone who agrees with the writer.  Only because the people who wrote/agree with him/her are redneck or just wouldnt know talent if it hit them in the face.    

Ryan Cope
Ryan Cope

I fucking love that article. It was entertaining, as was the point. If you think for 2 seconds that primitive pop culture vernacular doesn't currently circulate amongst your Rice cakes and drunken Cougs out there, think again. Stop being a dialogue curmudgeon, 'cuz (

delrvich
delrvich

I stopped reading at "award-winning Houston writer and alll-around goofball". She's got millions and this bozo is critiquing her?

delrvich
delrvich

I stopped reading at "award-winning Houston writer and alll-around goofball". She's got millions and this bozo is nitpicking.

Victor Del Rio
Victor Del Rio

I stopped reading at "award-winning Houston writer and alll-around goofball". She's got millions and this bozo is critiquing her?

Greg Johnson
Greg Johnson

You've posted this a few times now but the quality of the review and the song itself are still just as bad as ever.

Michael Perkins
Michael Perkins

I watched this video. My thought the whole time was: "African Child."

Liz Marie
Liz Marie

And I've never purchased/downloaded a Katy Perry song, just lame writing/review. Besides that's your writers "opinion" despite that the article is suited for a 12 year old.

Liz Marie
Liz Marie

Sounds like the person who wrote that was pretty high. "Yo bro" really are you aiming your articles towards stoners? Who gives that much stupid analysis on a Katy Perry music video. WOW!

Tony Gutierrez
Tony Gutierrez

I can't help it...she can write some catchy songs. Not that I would go out and buy her stuff mind you.

Lydia Reyes
Lydia Reyes

what's terrible is this article, boring. #TEAMKATY

Amanda Musquiz
Amanda Musquiz

haha right? They're all similar! And Destiny's Child made their entire career about being strong independent women. I've tried listening to the Brave song a few times to see where the similarities are and I just do not get it. This song isn't that bad.

MadMac
MadMac

Two pages? I only read one and I'm ready to get back to work.

Sarah Wiggins-Goff
Sarah Wiggins-Goff

katy hudson probably changed her name to katy perry and changed her music style for one of two reasons: the first possibility being that she, like a lot of kids, grew up and started to get out of the house, and her belief system changed, so she went the polar opposite direction. the second possible reason for her changing her music is that christian music sucks. even christians that i know think that christian music sucks. as far as her music now goes, just take it for what it is. the video is stupid--whatever, most music videos these days are lame. the song is pretty darn good for pop music though. i did not listen to the sara bareilles song because it's irrelevant whether or not any two pop songs are similar, because they all are. that's not even a faux-pas anymore. pop music is inherently similar. especially uplifting girl pop anthems about being tigers and such. what, so there can only be one song from a female about being brave/standing up for yourself? whatever.

Inkcapacitated
Inkcapacitated

This guy brings discredit to any publication that would put him in print, online or off. 

It would be inane to ask him to perform a better song or produce a better video, but he could stand to be a better person and writer. 

lolwut
lolwut

I've not ever been a fan of Katy Perry, I just enjoyed this song but never knew it was her who made it. 

I don't understand how you could harbor this much hostility for someone who probably doesn't even know you exist. Chill your tits, you sound like a jealous tramp that wants to be able to suck as much dick as Perry to calm down.

Either that or you're llorting quite unamusingly. 

music
music

You are really ignorant and shouldn't write articles to review something if you don't know what you're talking about 

Nataliaforever
Nataliaforever

SO who ever wrote this can go back in the ugly hole that they came from


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