25 Ways to Know You Spend Too Much Time in Montrose
You remember the original Late Night Pie, before Midtown existed.
You know the difference and boundaries between Montrose and East Montrose.
Your jeans are so skinny that your balls aren't touching one another.
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Your neighborhood-wide power outage is caused by a cat. Or a fixed-gear.
You own more pairs of tights than socks.
The homeless guy under the spur stops asking you for change.
You quietly wish that your scooter had been stolen instead of your bike.
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