25 Ways to Know You Spend Too Much Time in Montrose

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Your favorite night of the week is Monday because of the $2 wells at Cecil's.


You remember the original Late Night Pie, before Midtown existed.


You know the difference and boundaries between Montrose and East Montrose.


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Your jeans are so skinny that your balls aren't touching one another.


Your neighborhood-wide power outage is caused by a cat. Or a fixed-gear.


You own more pairs of tights than socks.


The homeless guy under the spur stops asking you for change.


You quietly wish that your scooter had been stolen instead of your bike.


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27 comments
Zan915
Zan915

I miss Montrose! NYC is great but Montrose will always hold a special place in my heart!!

Eliseo Ramos
Eliseo Ramos

kudos on the last one. It's a hell of a drive back.

Joe G. Camacho
Joe G. Camacho

if u r 43, male and currently wearing a tutu Andy bell would envy...then yes, u need to travel abroad

gossamersixteen
gossamersixteen topcommenter

That most douche bags live in tacky 3 story stucco monstrosities; and should really move back to the burbs..

Jacob Majors
Jacob Majors

Also, rather than Taki's death (RIP), a long-time Montrose resident would know that the death of Stray was important - so important that they printed T-Shirts with his picture on it that said "Hair of the dog"...

Jacob Majors
Jacob Majors

Seriously just drove by the other day and thought to myself, "I miss Taco Cabana."

OldGuy
OldGuy

Some of us remember when The Montrose was a place one could still get mummified and accidentally tortured to death.

Jellobuckshot
Jellobuckshot

If you're in Royal Oak so much that they recognize you, just go back to the suburbs, "bro."

Vivian Norris
Vivian Norris

You are old enough to have seen the Psychedelic Furs at the Tower theatre and The Judys at Numbers

Patricia Pereira
Patricia Pereira

Back in 2000 I walked into cafe brasil on a random Monday night expecting a chill coffee shop but instead found a mix of coffee hipsters, booze loungers, DJs, and awesome people watching, and from that moment on I knew I wanted to live there!!

Chris Glazier
Chris Glazier

Montrose is timeless and therefore one can never spend enough time in Montrose. Long live the 77006, its a way of life.

Smedley
Smedley

I remember when Mangos was called The Oven... But then, I also remember when Avant Garden was called Helios and remember when Helios was called The Mausoleum.

I remember when my rent wasn't so goddamn high too.

I also still miss the Stanky Whore.

DouchebagGoHome
DouchebagGoHome

When, pray tell, would the mayor "not have been caught dead riding in the Gay Pride Parade?" Was this at some point in the Seventies? Oh, wait... I'm willing to bet that the author of this piece wasn't alive in the Seventies. In fact, I'm willing to bet that the author of this piece hasn't spent all that much time in Montrose. 

H_e_x
H_e_x

@gossamersixteen Chances are they will move back to the 'burbs when they have children. Too bad that their ugly condos will still be there when they leave.

thespian69_77098
thespian69_77098

@Jacob Majors We also buried Stray on the property. Stray was a grumpy, mean, old dog, but we loved him, too.

JonathanM
JonathanM

At Empire....I mean MOD....I mean the shady gay bar before that! :)

freenyona
freenyona

@Smedley Oh, The Oven... so much debauchery. 

And before the original Late Nite Pie, it was Chulo's Icehouse.

MadMac
MadMac topcommenter

I don't think Brown, Lanier, or Whitmire ever rode in the Pride Parade and they were all 80s and 90s. For that matter, I'm not sure Bill White did, either.

Evan_C
Evan_C

@MadMac Bill White is a strong LGBT ally. I doubt that... not sure about the others though.

MadMac
MadMac topcommenter

Thanks on the tip-side.

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