25 More Ways to Know You've Spent Too Much Time In Montrose
You know every panhandler on Westheimer between AvantGarden and Kirby by their first names.
You've had more than one 3 a.m. dance party at Pak's.
The bartenders at Poison Girl actually seem to really care about what you want to drink.
You never leave home for a walk without a pocketknife.
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