25 More Ways to Know You've Spent Too Much Time In Montrose
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The media has dubbed your vinyl collection "too big to fail."
You know when Montrose ends and Midtown/Freedman's Town/Hyde Park begin.
You've eaten at the Tacos Tierra Caliente trailer every day for a week at least twice.
You've wasted more of your prime years in dives than Greg Louganis.
You park at Lola's and no one even bothers to try to sell you coke.
You've been at Lowbrow every day since it opened.
You went to the Street Festival.
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