GWAR's Oderus Urungus: The Rocks Off Interview, Pt. 2
RO: Speaking of armor and attire, Halloween is coming up. It's a time of the year when grown-ups like to put on silly costumes and play with fake blood. Is it just me, or does that seem slightly ridiculous to you, too?
OU: Oh, absolutely. When you wear medieval war suits and play with real blood every single day of your fucking life, Halloween is kind of... I mean, I guess it's fun for the humans. They don't get to do this for a living. It's that one day that they can be like their monstrous heroes, GWAR!
And I won't take that away from them. But it doesn't give me any great desire to dress up like anything. I already look great! I don't think putting a costume on me would change a thing about that. But, I do have a very good Heisenberg suit, so I may change into human form and do my best Walter White.
RO: Excellent. Well, Oderus, to wrap up: Will GWAR ever end, or is Earth destined to suffer under your rule for all time?
OU: For all time! GWAR is eternal; I've always stated this. It will never, never, ever end, just as sure as West Side Story is playing on Broadway tonight!
GWAR devastates Warehouse Live Thursday night with openers Whitechapel, Iron Reagan and A Band of Orcs. Doors open at 6:30 p.m.
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