The Best Things We Overheard at ACL Fest This Weekend
Angelica Leicht and Marco Torres report back with the most outrageous sound bites they overheard at Weekend 1 of the 2013 Austin City Limits Music Festival.
"Um, these guys are a little bit weird..."
"This shit doesn't even make sense, and I'm stoned."
"Does anyone out here have any money? You guys all have money, right? I have a broken leg. I don't know. Who has money?"
"Thank you all for eating your vegetables. They keep you healthy. Like, the ones that used to be pickles and the ones that aren't covered in chemicals and they're expensive. Vegetables are expensive. Especially the ones that aren't filled with chemicals. Right?"
"It has the same Austin vibe, but it smells so much better!"
"This is the first ACL in ten years that I've been sober. I think something is wrong with me!"
"Why does that kid look like he's gonna scream-cry?"
"What?! You didn't seem to care who knew you knew when we were making out at the Red Lion!"
"I bet if you work at one of these beer things you get really good at multiplying by either six or by eight."
"Jack Daniels makes my festival experience so much better."
"Whatever dude. White world problems."
"Wow, dude. Way to piss where I'm walking!"
"I couldn't decide whether to bring one joint or two, so I went with two. You can't watch The Cure sober or you'll cry."
"He's over here somewhere."
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