The Best Things We Overheard at ACL Fest This Weekend

Photo by Julian Bajsel
"Look at the way all the spotlights are tilted at an angle, all perfect and shit. It's like art in the sky."

"Hey! You guys are Led Zeppelin!"

"Girl! You know you want this dick!"

"I know you! You're Waldo!"

"Who doesn't like bubbles?"

"Well, even if they roofied it, everyone knows that's a waste of a roofie, cause I'll sleep with literally anybody."

-- person quelling concerns about a friend in re: a drink left unattended

Photo by Julian Bajsel
"I mean, I don't get it. You wanna walk over and catch Kings of Leon now?"
-- two young kids obviously confused with Robert Smith's makeup

"Can I see it? Can you take another one?!"

-- most females, after every photo I took

"Sometimes at ACL you have to have like, a parent's level of patience. If one more drunk girl steps on me, I'm going to have to channel my mom."

"Man, Austin is so full of fuckin' hipsters. Why do they insist on these porn-staches and weird hats?"

"I mean, how is that not offensive?"

-- very confused person on the use of feather headdresses by non-Native Americans at the festival

Photo by Marco Torres
"Man... Fuck Matt Schaub!"
-- distraught Texans fan watching the game in the beer tent on Sunday

"Dude, you can't sell that ticket for that. I tried. Just, no. No one wants to buy your damn ticket!"

-- scalper tiff outside Zilker Park over the price of a wristband


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