The Best Things We Overheard at ACL Fest This Weekend
|Photo by Julian Bajsel|
"Hey! You guys are Led Zeppelin!"
"Girl! You know you want this dick!"
"I know you! You're Waldo!"
"Who doesn't like bubbles?"
"Well, even if they roofied it, everyone knows that's a waste of a roofie, cause I'll sleep with literally anybody."
"Can I see it? Can you take another one?!"
"Sometimes at ACL you have to have like, a parent's level of patience. If one more drunk girl steps on me, I'm going to have to channel my mom."
"Man, Austin is so full of fuckin' hipsters. Why do they insist on these porn-staches and weird hats?"
"I mean, how is that not offensive?"
"Dude, you can't sell that ticket for that. I tried. Just, no. No one wants to buy your damn ticket!"
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