Five Badass Women to Replace Miley on the Vogue Cover
2. Big Freedia
Seriously, Big Freedia is the best. She's the queen of the New Orleans style of dance known as "sissy bounce," and the defender of all things twerk -- like, actual twerk, not just that shit that Miley and all of the uncoordinated girls on YouTube do. She's been poppin' that booty on the bounce scene since '99, and although she's not the originator of bounce, she is by far its main ambassador. She's even opened up for The Postal Service.
Everybody loves Big Freedia, and Vogue should too, especially since she's got no patience for the improper use of "twerk" by novices such as Miley. She has been speaking out about that whole hot VMA mess, telling according to NolaDefender.com:
It should've been someone else having those dancers up there and not Miley. We want to empower women of all walks of life to express themselves through dance music. I definitely push that at a Big Freedia show and I have a lot of white fans who get up there and really twerk.
I have some amazing white dancers who would get up there and shut Miley down. They could've used girls from New Orleans, even if they were not black, who knew what they're doing.
She'd be the perfect anti-Miley to take that cover by bounce-storm, no?
1. Ellie Goulding
I mean, it's Ellie Goulding. How could you not love her? She's the epitome of a pop star, so Vogue would have covered that (unnecessary) base, plus she's gorgeous and doesn't look like she needs a Hazmat shower, which is frankly not the case with Miley at the moment. Oh, and she's building a big, bad career on her talent versus her antics. Perhaps if you put her on the cover, Miley would take notice of a positive role model and we'd stop having to read about foam fingers and white-girl twerking.
ROCKS OFF'S GREATEST HITS
Top 10 Bars, Clubs & Ice Houses In Montrose
10 More Reasons Dolly Parton Is Badass
Is David Guetta's "Play Hard" the Best (and Most Racist) Video On YouTube?!
The 10 Most Ridiculous Band Names Right Now
Top 10 Bars, Clubs & Ice Houses in Greater Heights