Decoding Jay Z and Justin Timberlake's Brilliant, Dumb "Holy Grail" Video

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Jay Z albums are events, mainly because Jay Z declares them to be events and he has a lot of money. In keeping with that, we recently saw the release of his music video for the sort-of-title track of Hova's latest record Magna Carta Holy Grail, Holy Grail, and it is some sort of action-movie train-wreck monstrosity. Also, I love it.

I loved the original track by itself the second I started the album and heard Justin Timberlake's ridiculously melodramatic chorus, which precedes Jay Z's appearance by more than a minute. When Jay finally comes in, it's on like a Michael Bay film. This thing is like Transformers set to music. It's so dumb, but so satisfying, like candy and cake.

The video is no exception. Here's why.


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20. Open with the most non-committal gesturing.


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19. And then chill in front of the TV for a while.


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18. Fooled you! He's actually on the TV too!


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17. Alfred? What are you doing here?


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16. That snake will never appear again.


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15. All this slow-motion is giving Jay Z a headache.


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14. Wait, where's JT? Oh shit, there he is.


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13. These sheets are sort of like nets in old cartoons. They're impenetrable.


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12. And don't look to Justin for help.


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11. He's got a burnt Thanksgiving dinner to eat.


Watch Hova and JT burn through more money on the next page.

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