The Rest of That Daft Punk Dance-Off Job Interview
3:02 p.m. Nope, they're serious. The sloth is dancing, and I must say, he's certainly more wound up than he suggested with his choice of animal.
3:08 p.m. Man, I'm sweating bullets. These guys are good. I really wish I'd chosen something other than "Around the World." I thought the Daft Punk choice would give me a bit of an edge. I can't dance to that! Is it too late to change?
3:10 p.m. Fuck. I knew I should have flasked it.
3:12 p.m. Well, here goes. I hope these robot moves mask my two left feet and the buckets of sweat.
3:14 p.m. I can't believe no one clapped. Those moves were sweet, dude! I have this on lock.
3:18 p.m. Oh, they'll call. Seriously? After those moves? Man, the sloth better not win, or I'm calling shenanigans on this entire interview.
TWO DAYS LATER
Well, HR called, and the sloth won. The SLOTH WON!! I can't believe I busted out my best robot moves for nothing. Damn you, Currys! Damn you and your sweet dance-off and your Daft Punk and your stoves! Internet revenge will be mine!
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