NSFW: Five Videos Recently Banned From YouTube

youtube_censor.JPG
Want a music badge of honor? Well, the key to earning one is simple, apparently. All you have to do is release a new, sometimes subpar single, and set it to a visual backdrop of either half-nekkid chicks scenes of violence and murder. Throw in enough stuff that the censors over at YouTube aren't desensitized to yet, and voila! They've banned you, and you've got viral-video magic by way of media hype. Now the general public wants to see that naughty banned video in the worst way.

That's the way to instant music-video fame according to R&B musician Jason Derulo, anyway. He's the one who brought you that annoying, mosquito buzz of a song "Watcha Say" a couple years ago. It didn't exactly push boundaries of naughty, but he's aiming for infamy this time and has even employed the help of 2 Chainz on his mission. Although Derulo's latest single, "Talk Dirty," was deemed NSFW and now has a fancy little warning box slapped across it, he's not quite where he wants to be in terms of escandalo.

In an interview with Australian radio hosts Kyle and Jackie O, Derulo laughed off the NSFW warning, saying he didn't find it racy at all, and joked that he'd like to be one of the videos that gets banned from YouTube altogether. Yes, because the world needs more pointless videos to prove what sex ponies these musicians think they are. Their music doesn't proclaim it enough.

Derulo's bid for video banning got us thinkin', though, and not about his naughty bits. We started thinkin' instead about all of the videos that have earned their YouTube banned badge of honor lately. What is is they actually did to find themselves in the timeout chair, and was it really that bad, or has becoming a YouTube pariah become some sort of genius marketing tool that immediately equates to iTunes downloads, and is therefore the ultimate goal of musicians and publicists alike?

Well, we set out to find out those answers because, well, why not? Dirty videos were involved, and we'll do anything to watch dirty videos at work. Here are the most recent videos banned from YouTube, ranked in order of naughty levels. If you can out-dirty these fools, Derulo, well, you're a better man than most. The ball is in your court.


5. "The Next Day," David Bowie
Bowie's video for "The Next Day" touted a religious theme as Bowie himself portrayed Christ among a star-studded cast of supporting actors including Gary Oldman and Marion Cotillard, and was banned by YouTube in May because it "contravened their terms of use." Perhaps it had something to do with the cast of religious characters engaging in some most unholy behavior, or maybe YouTube had an issue with Cotillard's blood-soaked stigmata wounds, but whatever the reason, YouTube pulled Bowie's video shortly after its release, but competitor Vevo chose to keep the video going.

Coincidentally, YouTube also reinstated it rather quickly, stating, "With the massive volume of videos on our site, sometimes we make the wrong call. When it's brought to our attention that a video has been removed mistakenly, we act quickly to reinstate it."

Oh, so it was all a misunderstanding and totally not a violation of the terms of use. It all makes sense now.

Naughty rating: Hardly. This video was "accidentally" pulled, remember? But it sure got Bowie some publicity in the interim, so whatever.


The naughtiness continues on the next page.

My Voice Nation Help
3 comments
Vannoy Factor
Vannoy Factor

MUSIC FROM THE MIXTAPE PROJECT SQUARE DROPS SEPT. 10TH: New Artist Lo7 response to Kendrick Lamar and speaks on Houstons rap scene. This was a diss to nobody. Just a wake up call. http://youtu.be/ubv-XsvNy5s CONNECT WITH Lo7 @ www.TheLo7.com

Agustin DjX-it Garcia-Lopez
Agustin DjX-it Garcia-Lopez

There was a fan made video of a Dimitri Vegas and Like Mike song called Wakanda that was pulled immediately after they posted it on Facebook

Greg Feczko
Greg Feczko

meh, seen more skin than that on a beach. Whatever.

Now Trending

From the Vault

 

Houston Event Tickets
Loading...