Five Musicians Who Should Be In the New Star Wars Films

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The last few weeks, Internet rumors about Florence Welch being cast in the newest Star Wars film have exploded like the Death Star. The film is in its earliest creative stages, and won't have geeks lining up at theaters until 2015. Still, it's natural to start getting itchier than Chewbacca's flea-caked fur about who might appear in the latest installment.

If it's true, Welch is an inspired choice and one that bodes well for things to come. The Florence + The Machine front woman has an otherworldly aura about her. Her voice, her lithe body, that complexion that is so pale it seems to hail from the universe's furthest reaches from the sun. She's perfect.

Since George Lucas has passed the light saber over to sci-fi wunderkind J.J. Abrams, could we really expect Welch and maybe even more musicians to appear in the film? After all, Abrams is music-savvy. He's a composer, who created music for past projects like Alias and Felicity.

We live in a world where we know more about the NSA's top-secret phone-tapping programs than we know about who will wear Ewok and droid costumes in the next Star Wars movie. So take everything you read here with a grain of salt; it's all conjecture. Still, it might be fun to see these musicians fly into a galaxy far, far away:

Since Disney now holds the Star Wars franchise by its spaceballs, might it exert its influence on Abrams to cast its former protégée in the hopes of a reunion? She's got acting experience and plenty of steam to her grown-up career. Now that she's had the time to go from adolescence to adulthood, why wouldn't Disney want to work with Cyrus again?

She's got new music out and her chart-topping position on the Maxim Hot 100 would help draw fanboys to the theaters.

Although he barely qualifies as a working musician, Smith has a history in music and a history with Abrams, who also appeared in Smith's breakout motion picture, Six Degrees of Separation. The former Fresh Prince once starred in blockbuster films and, after After Earth, could use a hit movie to keep his star from fading like a yellow dwarf in the Dantooine system (just kidding, there are no stars in the Dantooine system! Duh!)

Abrams' politics skew to the left, so he has undoubtedly rubbed elbows with The Boss at this campaign fund raiser or that DNC luncheon. It might be awkward to see someone so recognizable playing a Twi'lek or a gullipud (just kidding -- we all know gullipuds are extinct, right?!), so maybe you only want to cast Springsteen's voice.

It's got the gravel-toned wisdom of the ages, so maybe he can speak for the next CGA/animatronic Yoda-species character in the approaching trilogy (spoiler alert from 30 years ago: the original Yoda is dead!) Finally, one of the universe's wisest and most noble beings would no longer have to sound like Grover from Sesame Street.

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I mean, Will Smith was pretty awesome in Independence Day and Men in Black...

To the haters, yo, why won't you let Kanye  be great?


I'd welcome Bowie... I think he could pull it off.  But the rest, surely this list is parody.

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Yeah, I'm gonna get back to work now.

Kristina Michel
Kristina Michel

It didn't work for Sting in Dune, and it sure as hell ain't gonna work in Star Wars!


@Kristina Michel I thought Sting and Patrick Stewart were the only good things about that movie

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