Five Artists With Their Own Brand of Booze

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Godsmack's Sully Erna
It's 2:45 in the morning and you're stumbling to the bar. You've had a few to drink, and you just got your face rocked off by your favorite rock band in the universe. It's time to have one for the road and then get on home (responsibly, in a cab or on a bus, of course).

You look up to order and think, "What do I even want? There's too much to choose from." Suddenly, Sully Erna, lead singer of Godsmack, walks up to you. He says, "friend, never feel like you have to stand alone again. Here, try my tequila."

This is a fictional story, but it could happen to you this Friday night. From 6 to 8 p.m., Sully Erna, who also happens to be the President and CEO of the 8:15 Pura Vida Shot Club, will be appearing at the downtown location of Spec's (2410 Smith) to sign bottles of Pura Vida Tequila, a tequila that truly stands alone in taste.

In the spirit (ugh) of the occasion, here's five musicians who have dipped their toes (hopefully not literally) into the business of alcoholic drinks.


5. Iron Maiden
I discussed the Iron Maiden-endorsed wine, Eddie's Evil Brew, some time ago here on Rocks Off when discussing stupid merchandise that you could buy from bands. Not that my opinion has changed.

Importing a $22 wine from Iron Maiden is something only the most loyal fan could possibly be willing to do. Especially since I can't find anyone who has actually described the taste of it, except for the Iron Maiden press releases which, predictably, claim it tastes awesome.

All that being said, it does exist and it apparently has done well enough to sell out four consecutive releases (which makes it even harder to believe no one seems to have ever tasted it, but I digress), so I'm going to have to give Iron Maiden the benefit of the doubt here. It's not like Iron Maiden has ever released a sub-par product in the past.


4. Maynard James Keenan
As the owner of Caduceus Cellars, Tool front man Maynard James Keenan is sincere as can possibly be about his brand of wine. Despite sounding like a joke, he's thrust himself full-force into it for the last few years, forsaking music for it entirely. He even made a documentary about his efforts.

Interestingly, he chooses to make it in Arizona, a horrible place for making wine apparently. I don't know anything about wine, so I'll take his word for it. The fact that he can get a product out of this at all is something of a feat it would seem, so congratulations to him on that. The only question I'm left with is, to quote Eric Wareheim, "What kind of tool do you use to make wine?"


3. AC/DC
Is it just me, or is AC/DC beer the most obvious thing in the world? I feel like this is just something that should exist for universal harmony to be maintained. It's apparently sold in the U.S., but as someone who drinks beer and likes to survey all the specialty selections, I've never actually seen it around. However, according to the video above (from a German techno fan who clearly doesn't even like AC/DC), it tastes good, so maybe it's worth looking for.

Apparently AC/DC also has a wine for some reason, but I've got to be honest here: the beer seems natural. I can understand it. I even support it. But AC/DC wine? That seems a bit too fancy for AC/DC, unless it comes in a box.


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9 comments
MadMac
MadMac

I think the whiskey has to be made in Kentucky/Tennesee/Deliverance country to be legally sold as bourbon.  

123anystreet
123anystreet

Also, what bar in Houston is still serving at 2:45am? Seriously, I need to know.

123anystreet
123anystreet

Jimmy Buffett. Sammy Hagar. Justin Timberlake. Dave Matthews.

Smedley
Smedley

Well... At least you didn't bring up the swill masquerading as absinthe that Marilyn Manson slapped his name on.

MadMac
MadMac

I'd think "Marilyn Manson," would be your first warning to sober up if this sounds even remotely good. But then "absinthe," would be your second warning.  

Smedley
Smedley

@MadMac Well... that depends... If you're buying it within the USA, you aren't buying proper absinthe (In a lot of cases you're getting crap with added green coloring even when you import it.), and proper absinthe isn't for everyone. Still the name "Mansinthe" is a real turn off even if it was the real thing.

MadMac
MadMac

Of course, you're right about differing tastes. I'm not fond of alcohol to begin with and Absinth tastes like tooth-ache remedy. But"Mansinthe," really? Yikes.   

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