Andrew WK: The Face of Playtex's New Sex Napkins

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In the most recent instance of things that never needed to happen, ever, Andrew W.K. has joined forces with Playtex -- maker of all things Tampon-tastic -- to bring you "Fresh + Sexy Wipes," an intimate cleansing wipe for your nether regions to help you feel (I'd presume) fresh and sexy before and after you knock the ol' boots.

And no, this is not an ill-timed April Fool's Day joke. This exists in real life. Mr. W.K. is stoked to have taken the crotch-wipe gig, too.

"Whether you just finished rocking a packed club or have an intimate encounter after a busy day, this product will make couples feel brand new," he wrote in a statement. "Fresh + Sexy Wipes were specially designed to help couples feel confidently clean, before and after they engage in sexual activity!"

Playtex has also released a statement about this pairing of W.K. with its kooka-cleaners, stating, "This exciting new product required the help of someone who could embody the brand's playful yet bold campaign; someone who could party hard, but still be clean when it counted. Andrew W.K. is that someone and we are thrilled to have him on board with us."

"Clean when it counted" is not exactly the catch-phrase I'd use to describe W.K., but I've admittedly never had to test that theory, so I'll give both Playtex and W.K. the benefit of the doubt on that one and assume that they know more than I do about his groin situation.

And because Andrew W.K. and his infamous bloody nose just scream "do me," he's schlepping these unisex sex napkins in conjunction with an "Andrew W.K. Sensory Kit," which promises to "dramatically hit all five of the recipients' senses, from the packaging to the content inside."

Unfortunately, nowhere in the promise of "dramatically hitting all of my five senses" does it guarantee that it is a pleasant beating. I think I'll pass.



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5 comments
Casey Quillen
Casey Quillen

When its time to wipe my junk, I will wipe it hard!!

fmontes
fmontes

His teeth look cleaner than mine. That makes me sad.

Megan Easely
Megan Easely

you know what, i see his face more than i have ever heard about his music ... but thats probably my fault. is he actually a musician?

dermgerm
dermgerm

""Clean when it counted" is not exactly the catch-phrase I'd use to describe W.K." Yuuuuuuuuup.
I think Cisco Adler could work equally well in this campaign. 

annaleicht
annaleicht

@dermgerm It would take way too many sex napkins to cover Cisco Adler's rockstar balls. Those things...I swear.


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