10 Signs Your Band Won't Make It at SXSW
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| Photo by Marco Torres |
| Don't count on it, fellas. |
Was it hard to get the human feces smell off of your bass guitar; did you just have to buy a new one?
4. You have a really bad official SXSW bio.
Remember, less is more...
3. You went to score stepped-on cocaine instead of sound-checking at the venue.
Everyone knows standard SX coke is basically BC Powder and table salt.
2. You are from Houston.
I keeding.
1. You sound like everyone else.
The world at large only needs one Black Lips, one throwback AC/DC ripoff, one Kanye, one Arcade Fire, one No Age, one Gaslight Anthem and one Jack White, and that is it. Sell banal someplace else -- we're all stocked up here. Find a new niche and carve it out with hard work and ingenuity. I mean it about the Black Lips thing.
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