The 10 Dumbest Things Overheard at SXSW This Year

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"I would like to think I sexed it up a little."
Said a man with a platinum badge, in reference to his ID photo on said badge. He vanished before I could confirm.


"If Lil Wayne dies, I think I will die, too."
Agreed, a bit of us all will die if Weezy dies. But we have an obligation to carry on, and maybe one day die on Mars.


"Spare change, mister, anything will help."
Spoken by a guy in fresh Converse, a Ramones tee and an expensive-looking flannel. Keep Austin weird indeed.


"I premiered a new music app last week..."
Guhhhhhhhh, of course you did. We all did. Mine just came out, too. Call me when you cure cancer.


"At Sout By Sout Wess, all your dreams can come true, yo."
If by dreams you mean scuffed sneakers, hatred for your fellow man and a mad case of chafing, then, yes, SXSW is the Dream Factory.


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jennytulltx
jennytulltx like.author.displayName 1 Like

Ok, Houston Press, you have now officially worn out the top 10 list thing.  Mkay?

J.A.Justice
J.A.Justice topcommenter

I thought the little guy from kid rock was dead

dermgerm
dermgerm

I used line 10 once. And I did vomit on the car. I'm no liar!

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