Houston's Top 10 Band Names
Bradley Munoz wanted to name a band Pluto. Trouble is, lots of bands are already named Pluto. So in order to make it stand out in Google searches, he just punched the vowels in the dick and replaced them with Xs. There's something so amazingly pragmatic and completely backwards about that logic that is just beautiful.
6. Hoffle Stoff Awaffogus
If you think that Hoffle Stoff Awaffogus is the sort of thing someone would only come up with after smoking a whole lot of weed... well, you're right.
5. Small Dog Syndrome
Small Dog Syndrome is a real condition that occurs when people don't discipline their tiny, ankle-biter dogs the way they would a larger breed, and thus their little doggy brains think that they're much more intimidating and higher in the pack than they are.
The condition was the perfect title for a song singer Nortnii Rose was penning about misplaced dominance, and was so good the band made it their name.