Chubby Checker, the Man Who Killed the Boner App
The "Great Balls of Fire" App, courtesy of Jerry Lee Lewis
The "Boney Maroney" App, by Ritchie Valens
The "It Ain't the Meat" App, by The Swallows (who get bonus points for TWO awesome double entendres)
The Banana Boat App, by either Harry Belafonte or Steve Lawrence (or both, your choice!)
Or, if you'd like to be really specific in your sizing efforts, we could always go with:
The "Big Ten-Inch Record" App, by Bull Moose Jackson
Think about it. With my marketing skills and your erection references, we can take this shit platinum.