Booty Drumming Is Not Nearly As Awesome As It Sounds
28 second mark: Keeping his eye on the prized third bum, he gives a little love pat to the left two, but leaves the right-hand one feeling like the redheaded step-child. What gives? I'm beginning to feel slightly offended for that ass; this is a communal ass-spanking video! No one ass should be the star.
35 second mark: Back to the third one in. So this must be why therapists don't recommend open relationships. Someone always gets jealous; the right-hand butt is still loveless. If I were her, I'd stomp off the set.
1:11: Back to old fancy-pants favorite again. Why is this entertaining?
2:00 mark: I realize this video has gone on about 1:45 seconds too long. Fifteen seconds of ass-spanking must be my limit. I'm a sensitive soul.
2:03 mark: Holy hell. His obsession with one member of the quad drum line is exactly why bands break up. Everyone deserves a moment in the spotlight. Stay strong, neglected righty. You'll find someone who appreciates you someday.
2:15: We're finally getting somewhere, with Jorge drumming in hyper-mode. Finally, frenzied booty-spankin' is taking over.