One Day in the Life of Morrissey
Morrissey is taking a nice, relaxing swim, but then he remembers that he is very angry at the British Parliament. He gets out to give them a stern admonition, while wearing only a towel.
"The Youngest Was the Most Loved" / "I Have Forgiven Jesus"
Morrissey is attending a smashing wedding and has even brought a bottle of champagne for the bride and groom, but suddenly the priest falls ill and cannot perform the ceremony. Enter Morrissey, man of the cloth ordained for just such an occasion, to save the day.