Liam Gallagher Is My Hero. Don't Judge Me.
4. "I'd freak him out by looking at him, stare him out. But I don't know. I'd probably bum him."
3. "It's important? Not in my world it isn't, fuckin' rubbish. Me grandma could do that, I do it in my sleep. No soul to it."
2. "He reminds me of fucking Right Said Fred. You put on 'I'm too Sexy for My Fucking Thing' next to their records and I bet you any money it's the same person. It's the same fucking person! He's just gone on the Atkins diet and grown his hair!"
And my own personal favorite...
1. "Chris Martin looks like a geography teacher."
Sheer. Wordy. Genius.