Put a (Super Bowl) Ring On It: The Beyoncé Set List We'd Like to See


4. DC3 Medley: "Survivor," "Say My Name," "Bootylicious"
After the dazzling lullaby of "Halo," we've got to pump the energy back up for the big finale. Enter Destiny's Child. We can't remember the last time we saw these three performing together on television; probably because they've never appeared on Sons of Anarchy.

Only a medley can really do your roots justice here, Bey. "Survivor" and "Say My Name" will remind everybody of those perfect harmonies, and "Bootylicious" is a song called "Bootylicious" that seriously, definitely needs to be a part of Super Bowl history in some way or another. Make that happen, whatever it takes.


5. "Single Ladies"
All right, enough with the games. It's time to go in for the kill. The Destiny's gals can stick around if they want to, but every eye is going to be on Beyoncé for this last number. Expect spectacular leotards, giant guitar riffs, and footage of football players, entertainers and random YouTube weirdos doing the patented "Single Ladies" dance on the Jumbotron.

By the time the roof has been blown off the Superdome, we'll be ready to crown you as our immortal queen, to reign over us in bootylicious splendor for all time. Can't wait!


TOILET BOWL SET LIST
The key to winning the Super Bowl is playing mistake-free. That's why we'd better not hear the following songs in New Orleans. Put simply, they suck, and breaking them out on game day would be the equivalent of throwing a pick six in the red zone. You're better than that, Bey.

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21 comments
berencheats
berencheats

She and her horse faced husband, Shawn Corey Carter, are two of the ugliest, fattest, cat-ass-having people I've ever seen and their music blows.

Gorgo Aleksandr
Gorgo Aleksandr

LOL you guys are so funny! awesome comments, very entertaining ;)

Jason Barron
Jason Barron

i wish we didnt have see that bitch perform. i would of prefered Barry Manilow.

David Finley
David Finley

What she's wearing in that photo looks like a wardrobe malfunction or some kind of adult diaper.

Mo McGee
Mo McGee

1. Wardrobe malfunction. 2. Rep h-town. 3. VAN HAGAR hah

Jww Weghorst
Jww Weghorst

She ain't all that. Van Halen would have rocked it!!!!

Claudia Segovia
Claudia Segovia

I want to be surprised. No doubt it will be a performance to remember!

Matt Li
Matt Li

admit her guilt for breaking up destiny's child

Ken Webster
Ken Webster

Breaking news - the Houston Press has song requests for Beyonce. Nice 'journalism'.

feufoma
feufoma

She's...just...horrible.  I'm all for representating Houston but she's so very overrated.  What crap "music".

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