Happy Birthday, Mr. Scarface: 10 Gift Ideas for H-Town's Finest


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1. The Scarface Mansion

Well, this is definitely it. The absolute best present you could hope to get Scarface for his birthday: The actual fucking Scarface mansion in which Tony Montana went sideburns-deep into some sort of powdered sugar.

Sadly, "Little Paradise" is not for sale, exactly. But it CAN be rented for the low, low price of only $30,000 a month. Now, we're not experts on Santa Barbara real estate or anything, but that price sounds about right.

A little beyond our budget, sure, but we're confident that some civic hero like Bob McNair or Barbara Bush would be happy to step forward and throw down a security deposit on this bad boy in tribute to the birth of our city's G.O.A.T.






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