Happy Birthday, Mr. Scarface: 10 Gift Ideas for H-Town's Finest


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6. New Kiss Album

As any longtime Scarface fan knows, hip-hop is but one of many musical styles that turn the legend on. Dating back to childhood, 'Face has always been a major rock fan -- especially of the shy, refined gentlemen in Kiss.

As luck would have it, the Demon, the Star Child and their two employees released a new record this year, and it's a hell of a lot better than it has any right to be. When he unwraps Monster, Scarface will be reminded that true legends never retire... not while there's still money to be made. Hopefully, that's a lesson he'll take to heart.


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5. Leather Golf Bag

Like many successful businessmen, Scarface is a great lover of golf. We really only know one thing about golf ourselves, but luckily our limited knowledge is appropriate for the occasion: Golfers love getting new golf shit.

New clubs might seem like the obvious choice, but serious golfers get their ball-whackers custom sized to fit them. With no clue how big and tall Scarface really is (8-foot-9?), it's a safer bet to get him a handsome leather golf bag, instead. For bonus points, you can go full-on Rodney Dangerfield from Caddyshack and find him one with a built in stereo. That's gangsta.


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