Explaining Classic Rock Bands to Kids
Black Sabbath
You know the kids in school that wear all black and watch movies about zombies? If they were alive in the '60s, this would have been their favorite group. Most of it is pretty goth, I guess, but the songs are sometimes about God actually. Don't let that turn you off. The guitarist was missing the tip of his finger, too.
(See also: Ozzy Osbourne, Alice Cooper, MC5)
Ted Nugent
How did this guy get on this list? You know that friend of your dad's that always spams everyone's Facebook feed with pictures of Barack Obama in clown makeup or a turban? This is his favorite dude. He's like his pretend boyfriend. It's crazy.
(See also: Black Oak Arkansas, Hank Williams Jr.)
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