Fist-Fighting With Hip-Hop Headlines: Drake, Iggy Azalea, Etc.

You are a human and you have eyeballs and you also have the Internet, so you've likely read some things. That's sort of what this is, except sort of not too.

We went through a ton of headlines of hip-hop "stories" from the past week, picked out the most egregious one, pasted them below, then added a bit to them. The big, bold stuff are the actual headlines, anything preceded with a ... is what should've been added to it, and everything else is just good ol' fashioned commentary. You'll get the hang of it fairly quickly, for certain.

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Trey Songz "Chapter V" Tracklist & Cover Art

I didn't figure Songz could get more self-involved than the cover of 2009's Ready, but then he released this. The only worse than one Trey Songz is five of those sexy motherfuckers. No vagina is safe.


Crooked I Says Slaughterhouse Will Elevate Hip Hop, Speaks On Recording

Could have, sure. But then they put out "My Life" and everyone else stopped saying that. Goodness gracious.


50 Cent Speaks On Chief Keef, Says Diddy's Dirty Money LP Was "Garbage"

...ignores own discography from last seven years.

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