Coachella: The 10 Most Awkward Dance Moves In GIF Form

Note: This post was written by Rocks Off's friend and LA Weekly music editor Ben Westhoff, who obviously had a more interesting weekend than we did.

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At Coachella, folks come from all over the world to lose themselves in the music. They'll employ almost anything in this quest -- but mostly drugs. Some of the folks below have taken too many, some are badly in need of a buzz, but all are our favorite awkward Coachella dancers.

We're not trying to diss; people like them make the experience so much fun. Three cheers to Nanette Gonzales and Taylor Hamby, who helped put this post together, and the dubstep at the Do LaB stage, without which most of these moves would not be possible.

10. Touch the Sky, Touch the Floor (top)
It almost looks like the ladies above spent a few minutes rehearsing these power moves beforehand, but then were like,"Nah, we'll just do what comes natural."


9. Come Fly Away With Me
There's nothing like a cape to give a man the sense that he can fly. Up up and away with you, fine-feathered friend.



8. Inner-Tubin'
Her gesticulations say "straight gangsta," while her outfit and accessories cry out for stronger role models.



7. Bucking bronco
There's something subliminally seductive about a man waving around a stuffed horsie-head on a stick. Actually, come to think of it, not really.



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2 comments
Terrycart
Terrycart

 Actually, we can get some more awkward dance scenes if staying there personally.

Thraeryn
Thraeryn

Regarding Twirly Bird: Your man has never seen a fire spinner do their thing in the daytime?  That's a pretty sheltered life for someone who covers festivals.

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