Seeking Date To Jesus And Mary Chain: Oral Service Required

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The things you find on Craigslist. Rocks Off photographer and contributor Marc Brubaker passed this our way:

Free ticket for JESUS AND MARY CHAIN concert March 13 in House of Blues Houston. ONLY for a sexy, adventurous, sensual woman for an evening of good music and hot fun. you need to be able to host since I am from out of town. You must be a very oral fellatrix. I am handsome, 40 yr old writer from Spain new to area. send pic. no men. no gays.

That's a real ad. Here's the link. No judgements. But this might be a good time to point out that Rocks Off is also giving away a few pairs of Mary Chain tickets on our Facebook page in a few days.

The show is this coming Tuesday night at House of Blues. You can just have them, we promise. No strings attached.


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Location Info

House of Blues

1204 Caroline, Houston, TX

Category: Music


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EAT IT.
EAT IT.

This guy is not qualified to be a music editor, or to even write article about live shows. Find a cubicle and sell advertising, YOU SUCK!

Muramasa2000
Muramasa2000

OP here:I posted the ad. I got a gal. She gave me head after the concert, not before. we had a great time. who cares?  are you so puritanical that you write a news story about some guy getting head? give me a freakin break and get a life. Get some real news too while youre at it. And mind your own business. Adios.

Goon
Goon

I'd blow you for free

Craigley
Craigley

Saw them in 89 at Numbers.  Can't imagine seeing them again.

It's time to move on folks.

Miguel (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻
Miguel (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻

I got tickets in advance, and i got there, and you know what i saw?

They were selling extra tickets at the door.

SELLING EXTRA TICKETS AT THE DOOR!!!

Could you imagine blowing a guy for a half hour for sold-out concert tickets and then finding out they're selling 'em at the door?

That'd be like blowing a guy for a half hour for sold-out concert tickets and then finding out they're selling 'em at the door.

There's no other way to complete that analogy, 'cause that's the shittiest thing that could ever happen to you.

- Aziz Ansari, Intimate Moments For A Sensual Evening

Leremy Jin
Leremy Jin

this will be my 4th time seeing them. I have respect for good bands, both contemporary and old-school (if you will). these guys are legendary, so please shut the fuck up.

bopalo
bopalo

Some of us aren't old f*cks with an attitude problem. I can't wait 'til Tuesday!

Pessimystica
Pessimystica

 uhhhh, how can they be sold-out if i just bought a ticket?????

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