Seeking Date To Jesus And Mary Chain: Oral Service Required
The things you find on Craigslist. Rocks Off photographer and contributor Marc Brubaker passed this our way:
Free ticket for JESUS AND MARY CHAIN concert March 13 in House of Blues Houston. ONLY for a sexy, adventurous, sensual woman for an evening of good music and hot fun. you need to be able to host since I am from out of town. You must be a very oral fellatrix. I am handsome, 40 yr old writer from Spain new to area. send pic. no men. no gays.
The show is this coming Tuesday night at House of Blues. You can just have them, we promise. No strings attached.
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