Rocks Off's Ultra-Hip Rodeo Concert Guide: Miranda Lambert

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Date: March 13


Name: Miranda Lambert


AKA: "The Other Woman"


Genre: Music to burn down your ex-boyfriend's house to

Best Known Song(s): "Only Prettier," "Kerosene," "Crazy Ex-Girlfriend"


Key Demographic: Chicks with anger issues, dudes who like their ladies a little on the... unstable side


Previous HLSR Appearance(s): 2008, 2011


Houston Connections, If Any: Used to play at The Tap in College Station. College Station is basically The Woodlands.


If You Like This, Chances Are You'll Like: Girls nights out that end in arrests, Rocky Mountain jeans, tequila shots


Odds of Wearing a Hat: 5 percent


Because He/She's Bald? Easier to whip your hair in anger without one.


Odds of Onstage Injury: Do broken hearts count?


Odds of A Shout-Out to her Law & Order: SVU/em> Peeps: Infinitesimal.


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