Causing a Commotion: The Madonna Super Bowl Set List We'd Like to See

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Rumors swirled across the Web on Tuesday that Madonna's upcoming Super Bowl set list had leaked. It sent shivers down the spines of pop historians and shrugs across the shoulders of people who know which teams are actually playing in the Super Bowl. Nicki Minaj and M.I.A. have already confirmed that they'll be on hand Sunday in Indianapolis to perform "Gimme All Your Lovin,'" their new collabo with Ms. M. Speculation is that the big hits "Ray of Light," "Music," "Vogue" and "Holiday" could round out the Material Girl's performance.

That's a pretty killer lineup of classic Madonna, to be sure, but as die-hard fans of all things Madge, we've got our own ideas on what she should play (and what she should NOT play EVER). Blow that whistle, ref, because we're kicking off the Rocks Off Suggested Set List for Madonna Bowl I.


Our Superior Super Bowl Setlist


Get into the Groove

Nothing in Madonna's catalogue sets the tone better for a righteous dance party than this 1985 smash from the Desperately Seeking Susan soundtrack. The beat is so infectious that even the fuddiest of duddies can't help but at least tap their feet. Importantly, the song is one of Madonna's best known -- Billboard named it the "Dance Single of the Decade" at the dawn of the '90s. It's exactly the sort of high-energy '80s club track that people love Madonna for, and it'd have the massive TV audience reliving some fond pop memories rather than reaching for the remote.


Justify My Love

Sure, Madonna may be speeding past "cougar" headlong toward GILF territory, but few performers have ever been as good at putting on a large-scale erotic spectacle. Can you imagine the army of backup dancers writhing on stage to this little number? "Justify My Love" was arguably Madonna's steamiest single of all time, featuring a boundary-pushing music video famously banned by MTV. The Super Bowl is already saturated with sex courtesy of the commercials, so we say it's high time Madonna dusted the old girl off for the occassion. The song! Not her... nevermind.


Nothing Really Matters

The birth of Madonna's daughter Lourdes left a deep impression on her music, wiping away much of the lurid shock value that threatened to define her early-'90s work. Few singles illustrated this change in approach better than "Nothing Really Matters," which appeared on 1999's Ray of Light. "Now that I am grown/Everything's changed," Madonna sings. "I'll never be the same." It's a great, bouncy dance track that never received the love it deserved, and its family-friendly themes are a good fit for the event. Especially after the "Justify My Love" orgy.


Don't Tell Me

This single from 2000's Music found the Material Girl dabbling in country, featuring dry vocals over an acoustic guitar loop. The song was a definite stylistic departure for Madonna, both from the club pop of her classic period as well as the French-disco electronica that studded the rest of Music. Put simply, it worked, netting Madge her biggest hit ever on the Adult Top 40 chart. "Don't Tell Me" would make an excellent nod to her 21st Century oeuvre while also throwing a bone to the conservative elements of the Super Bowl audience who'd sooner take up soccer than set foot in a disco.


Express Yourself

This 1989 pop classic threatened to slip into obscurity until Lady Gaga none-too-subtly reminded us how great it was with "Born This Way." Not only is it one of Madonna's biggest, brassiest dance tracks, it's also a thundering call for female empowerment. The prospect of blasting its feminist(ish) message into millions of homes during the intermission of America's most macho sporting event is simply too delicious to pass up. And hey, if she breaks out the roger rabbit, we ain't complaining.


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Yeah certainly i would love to see that .... 

GNJ
GNJ

"Music" & "Secret Garden"...

John Seaborn Gray
John Seaborn Gray

Open Your Heart!

Really, though, I'd like to see a Super Bowl setlist of only depressing Madonna songs:1. Frozen2. Secret3. Bad Girl4. Take A Bow5. Live To Tell

nosa prise
nosa prise

No border line? feel like im gonna lose my mind!

Craig Hlavaty
Craig Hlavaty

NO "HUNG UP"???????? For shame, Nate. For shame.

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