Southern Discomfort: Kinky On the Road

courtesy of Carolyn Farb
Little Jewford, Kinky Friedman, Ted Swindley plotting "Becoming Kinky: The World According To Kinky Friedman"

The one-liners come out of Kinky Friedman's mouth so fast you need a protective shield.

"The only thing Rick Perry managed to do with his Presidential campaign was to make George W. look like Thomas 'Fucking' Jefferson."

"Real people don't get into politics. The only people who get into politics today are the bad people, the ones who were hall monitors in school."

"Choosing between the Democrats and the Republicans is like choosing between the Bloods and the Crips."

And on and on it goes at warp speed.

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I used to love Kinky but first endorsing Rick and now lying through his teeth is making him come across as an asshole. He doesn't endorse anyone? Please. He wrote the following article:

"So would I support Rick Perry for president? Hell, yes!"

"A still, small voice within keeps telling me that Rick Perry’s best day may yet be ahead of him, and so too, hopefully, will be America’s."


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