Forever Young: Musicians Who Refuse To Age
Sheryl Crow, shown here in 2003, is one of the best examples of a probable one-hit wonder making good, now nearly 30 years into a successful rock career. She turns 50 in a few days. 
I don't know about you but Crow, seen here in 2010, is still highly "hollerable". Guys, don't act like you wouldn't give her a second, third, or fourth look at the Starbucks. That's pure rock mama-ness going on. 
Here is Chino Moreno from the Deftones, about a decade or so ago. Losing a good amount of weight did wonders for him. At one point, he was cloaked in black, baggy clothing, but the past five years he has turned into a svelte frontman with a penchant for v-necks. 
Chino looks to be a modern rock sex symbol for the foreseeable future. I mean I would buy him a drink or something. No big deal. Promise. 
Looks like these Irishmen are onto something. Drinking Jameson in a tent filled with pure oxygen and fairy dust? Please say it's that. 
I wonder how much floor seats will be in 2045? 
Hate all you want, but Dave Matthews has looked the same since the late '90s, give or take a few pounds, which is only natural for a jam-band leader. 
Calm down, haters, you are stuck with 20-minute versions of "Jimi Thing" for at least the next four decades. Which isn't so bad, because at least drug dealers outside arenas and amphitheaters have job security. 
Save for a few gray hairs and some stray wrinkles, these two pioneers of all things indie look like they just left a showcase at CBGB's in 1992. Imagine the great viral Grumpy Old Men reboot just waiting to happen...
Just like James Hetfield sang "Saaaaaahd Buhhhhh Troooooo". Fergie from the Black Eyed Peas has stayed at a stable-looking age since 2004, when the BEP first went massive. Though we can all concede there may have been "help". 
Boom. Boom. Pow. 
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