Happy Gorilla Suit Day! 5 Music Videos for Celebrating.
Today is National Gorilla Suit Day. We're not explaining it for you because something so magical needs neither intellectual discourse, nor to be held up against the scrutiny of skeptics who are clearly dead inside. Just accept it. Today is National Gorilla Suit Day, and all are commended to observe.
In the name of doing our part, we present the following five National Gorilla Suit Day carols.
As far as we know Percy Miller has never said exactly what martial art he has achieved his mastery in, but whatever it is it must be quite potent. His contribution to our new favorite holiday involves fantastic dunking skills. Also tanks on a basketball court, which seems to be pushing the definition of point guard a little far. Still, we cannot stress this point enough, there is a dunking gorilla.
It's hard to really appreciate "Army of Me" anymore since apparently it has become illegal to do any kind of action film with a female protagonist and not play the song. As such, we have forgotten the image that should be most wedded to the track, that of a gorilla dentist.