Do Ya Think He's Sexy?: Great Embarassingly Awesome Pics Of Rod Stewart (Semi-NSFW)

Photo By Craig Hlavaty

Rod Stewart in 2009 at the Woodlands

​Today Rod "The Mod" Stewart turns 67 years old, and by the looks of the way he still acts in public and live in concert, he feels 27. Seriously, when we saw him in 2009 at the Woodlands, he was a force of sexuality to be reckoned with. When he wasn't singing "Young Turks" or "Hot Legs" he was kicking soccer balls into the crowd, and making women of most every age swoon like mad.

"Aside from what has begun to look increasingly like an oldies tribute act, Stewart actually has a well-spring of rock and roll dance anthems behind him. At the end of the day, he has a good two dozen bedrock tracks that can't be trifled with," we wrote the next day after the show. Here's hoping Houston sees him again in 2012.

But you didn't click on this for an in-depth review into Rod The Bod, no. You came for sexy pics of the man, the myth, and Speedo.

It wasn't easy culling this group of pictures together. Googling "Rod Stewart hot", "Rod Stewart sexy", and even "Rod Stewart nude" took a toll on my brain, and my hard drive. I would have thought there would have been at least an ass shot or two from the paparazzi. Welp, there is one of him sucking on his wife's breast if that floats your pants.

Gurl, you need to shave them pits.

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Red Speedo: The Quickening

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Every picture tells a story, even if you don't want to hear it.

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Some guys do have all the luck...

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And hopefully tough but firm.

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More like "Forever Tongue" am i right?

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We get it, Rod, you could probably sleep with our mother.

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Is that a mild erection in your pants or are you happy to be standing next to Britt Ekland?

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Green Satan

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