The 35 Best Shit-Talking Lines From Hoodstar Chantz's Before The Fame

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Officially: Hoodstar Chantz, Houston's motor-mouthed motor-mouth, is Dionysius. And Before the Fame, his latest tape, is his pinecone-tipped staff.

There are choruses here and bits there that can be passed over -there is a love song called "Far Away" that shows up about two-thirds of the way through the LP; it feels like if someone were trying to have a sincere conversation about love in a strip club--but it is mostly a strong, entertaining, cocksure album.

Chantz does not dabble in allusion. He does not care about your bummy ass clothes or your bummy ass women or your bummy ass anything, really. Matter of fact, he's repulsed by them. And he spends the bulk of BTF, nearly an hour, making fun said bummies.

To wit: There are seventeen songs on Fame. Within them, there 211 instances where Chantz talks shit. TWO-HUNDRED AND ELEVEN, bro. That's nearly a 13:1 insult to song ratio. And that's fantastic fun. Plenty of them are entertaining. Some are plaintive, some are clever, and some are just brutal. These are the 35 best though.

Note: Words in parenthesis are notes from us. Just so you know.

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*All the hoes on my dick, on my dick 'cause I'm on my shit.

*Bitch, I'm clearly the hottest. (Bitch, he's clearly the hottest.)

*These weak niggas ain't scaring me.

*If she's bugging, I cut her. (It's assumed he means "leave" or "dispose of" when he says "cut," though I guess intending to literally cut her isn't entirely out of reason.)

*Your money funny, you get silly.

*You a bummy nigga with dumb tats. (Favorite. I mean, who says that shit?)

*I always forget her until I see her on pictures.

*I'm a factor, no pastor, but they gotta pay for my message.

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