Sunday Afternoon: Maroon 5 On A Cruise Ship And In Concert

Photos By Craig Hlavaty
"What do you think, Adam?"
Yesterday morning I found myself in Galveston boarding Carnival's brand-new cruiser, the Magic, for a presser with Maroon 5, who are currently burning up radio and the iTunes with their hit single "Moves Like Jagger". The band is helping promote the mammoth new cruise ship - it's a monster of luxury, y'all - and they held a free concert within yards of the ship for people lucky enough to snag tickets to their hour-long concert. Tickets were given away through radio and other local outlets.

So yeah, waking up to drive an hour to Galveston, the morning after the Houston Press Music Awards Showcase proved precarious but was nothing caffeine couldn't fix. Plus, the girlfriend is a fan of lead singer Adam Levine's loins, so it was one of those required couples events. Shut up, dudes. One of my friends was pissed he couldn't go, and he's one of the biggest Maroon 5 fans I know with a penis, and I value his opinion.

There are plenty of bands who offer cruises for their fans, including Weezer and KISS, that make this frontier seem cooler to the rock crowd. Stuck on a ship with tons of fans of your favorite band. There was a booth at Fun Fun Fun Fest that was selling tours on the garage-centric Bruise Cruise with King Khan & The Shrines, Neil Hamburger, and Fucked Up.

The Magic was the first cruise ship I have ever set foot on, and probably not the last, considering I'm a fan of food, sleep, the wide open ocean, and more food. Oh, and there's a casino, what seems like a dozen bars, and a water slide. You can't gamble until you are safely out in international waters, and they wouldn't let me on the water slide. Check out some of the other amenities here. Totally promise I wasn't given any money for that plug.

The only downside - upside? - to being on cruise ship seems to be the lack of cell service, but there's a wi-fi and a few Internet cafes aboard to keep you satisfied. It resembled a Vegas hotel inside, with the bright green halls and all the gold trimming. The girlfriend kept saying "Ooooh" so I guess that means it's cool.

Boarding is kind of like getting on plane, but without the steamy pat-downs, though the teams of media folk probably didn't get the sexy treatment. The maze-like structure had us winded - thanks HPMA's.

Maroon 5 was mustered into the comedy club venue of the ship for a quick press conference-style Q&A session, with questions about the peculiarity of a huge pop-rock band on a cruise ship abounding, and of course, Levine's new season of The Voice, which is going into production this week, was a topic.

I got the balls to ask the band what moves like Jagger entail, and Levine's piercing good looks soon melted my camera. Also, when did my recorded voice start sounding like Paul Lynde? Damn you, Adam Levine, and thank you.

After the Q&A sesh, the band was whisked away to lunch and the rest of the media scattered to get ready for the show. We all go to shoot the guys leaving lunch and getting into car about an hour later, which made me feel like a TMZ reporter, though I didn't scream questions about ice cream and socks.

The show was set for 4 p.m. at the Pier 21 complex a few hundred yards away from the ship. Initially there was the dumb assumption the concert would be on the ship, which we now feel stupid for thinking. The logistics of getting a few thousand screaming women on a ship where they could corner the band in dark corners was too much to handle.

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Shit that's a pretty good set for this kind of thing. Jealous that you got to go but I'm glad you seemed to somewhat enjoy it. And aren't they so nice? 2nd nicest band I've ever met behind Portugal. The man.

Jarod Frank
Jarod Frank

If the Motörhead cruise doesn't materialize, hit up next year's KISS Kruise.  I had so much fun on the one this year.

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