Katy Perry? For Album Of The Year? Seriously?

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Don't get Craig's Hlist wrong, we think that Katy Perry is extremely attractive. In fact, if we think about her long enough, it makes us want to cry and punch a wall. She's a buxom, bubbly, raven-haired pop star who dresses like she's expensive grandma candy.

We even interviewed her last year, and she was a pleasure to talk to, almost as pretty on the phone as she is in her music videos and the three, maybe ten, gigs of pictures we have downloaded on a hard drive.

But her album, Teenage Dream, did not deserve an Album of the Year nomination in this year's new batch of Grammy nods. We've heard the album, which came infused with the scent of cotton candy, and it's not award material. Sure it's catchy and fun, but to be honest, her debut album, One of the Boys, was better.

The drums were bigger, her vocals were raspy and spunky, it was just more of a rock record. She was even on the Vans Warped Tour in 2008, the year it came out and fit right in. She was like a candy-coated Joan Jett, or at least Toni Basil.

The Grammy noms, which were announced Wednesday night, were surely stunning. The Black Keys got a multitude of nods, but somehow missed out on the best album nod for Brothers, which has been one of the most beloved and well-reviewed albums of the year.

We understand the Arcade Fire and Eminem nods; those were both great albums. Ladys Gaga and Antebellum can be contested, but Perry doesn't fit. That's just the cold, hard truth.

The Suburbs, Arcade Fire

Recovery, Eminem

Need You Now, Lady Antebellum

The Fame Monster, Lady Gaga

Teenage Dream, Katy Perry

Going by the Grammy rules, albums must have been released from Sept. 1, 2009 to Sept. 30, 2010 to be eligible for an award in February. So that leaves a pretty big pack to pick from.

Who deserved an album nod this year? CHL can suspend the bounds of our own reality and realize that Burzum, Surfer Blood and Murder By Death wouldn't make it in. We won't even get into how much we think Drake was robbed.



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