Top 12 Sexiest Christmas Album Covers

​Above is the cover of the new Christmas single by once-popular barroom grunge act Buckcherry. We have to say, we like it a lot better than we like their music. It continues a tradition of sexy yuletide album covers, which Rocks Off is proud to document for your ogling pleasure.

We'll try to avoid any unnecessary "unwrapping" puns in our commentary.

Mariah Carey

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​Who could forget Mariah's skintight Santa's Little Helper outfit from her first Christmas album? Lord have mercy. Nothing soothes the holiday stress like a little bit of cameltoe on a sexy elf.

Her new album cover is similar, though noticeably different in crucial ways. She seems to have covered up a little bit more, and we think some Photoshop may have been employed.

We prefer the "Oh Santa" single cover to the newer, more chaste Christmas Mariah.