Six Songs That Shoot First, Ask Questions Later
If there's one musician whose advice is worth heeding, it ought to be Johnny Cash. But when the Man in Black sang "Don't Take Your Guns To Town," a whole lot of musicians must not have been listening. Perhaps they were tuning in one of Cash's other songs that takes a different point of view - "Delia's Gone," for example, or his most famous firearm-related song of all, "Folsom Prison Blues."
Anyhow, sometime between an unusually erotic dream and leaving for work Tuesday morning, Rocks Off heard Whitey Morgan & the 78s' "Where Do You Want It?" on Sirius/XM's Outlaw Country. The song takes its title from the five words honky-tonk hero Billy Joe Shaver is said to have asked Billy Bryant Coker before shooting him in the face outside a bar near Waco in April 2007, inspiring Dale Watson to write a song about it shortly thereafter. After what is surely one of the few trials to contain the word "chickenshit" in sworn testimony - even in Texas - Shaver was acquitted on aggravated assault charges earlier this year.
Michigan-based Morgan & the 78s, whose self-titled debut was released yesterday, play the Continental Club this evening - after The Umbrella Man, the local band fronted by Shaver's bass player Nick Gaitan. Rocks Off couldn't make this shit up if we tried, so since we don't have to, we started thinking about other songs that can't keep it in the holster... so to speak.
We picked six, of course.
Yes they sure did, Marley in 1973 and Clapton a year later (for his only U.S. No. 1 single). Rocks Off does not understand why, after already admitting to shooting the sheriff, Marley/Clapton is so concerned about the consequences of killing a mere deputy - unless said deputy was much better connected within the notorious Jamaican underworld. Island justice, mon.
No one could sing a ballad of Ye Olde West quite like Marty Robbins, and this is one of his best. After several verses of scene-setting worthy of John Ford, the notorious outlaw "Texas Red" - with 20 notches on his gunbelt, or "one and 19 more" - thinks he can get the drop on the handsome young Arizona ranger. He thought wrong. Watch this.