I Would Tweet 4 U: What If Prince Were On Twitter?
Sadly, Prince will not be releasing his next album online, despite being one of the first artists to release music exclusively on the Internet. He recently pronounced the Internet as "over," remarking, "All these computers and digital gadgets are no good. They just fill your head with numbers and that can't be good for you."
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Aw, Prince, come on. Thanks to the internet, so far today Rocks Off has read an article about which nine days out of the year are the most statistically dangerous, cringed at a gallery of scary-looking Easter bunnies, listened to a heavy-metal remix of Lady Gaga's "Bad Romance" and come across three new memes. It's not even lunch time.
The Internet is far from dead, and Rocks Off feels it still has plenty to offer someone as business-savvy as Prince. His Purpleness would especially benefit from the massive information hellstorm that is Twitter. What would that be like, we wonder? Hmmm...
The internet is dead and I am one funky-ass pallbearer.
I had a Black Album 4 years b4 Metallica. And mine was way more evil.
@_M_I_A_ Think twice b4 u get all caught up in all that symbol shit, girl. Trust me on this.
Listening 2 a pirated copy o' "Thieves in the Temple" I found on YouTube. U don't see the irony here?
Trying 2 write some new shit, I think y'all will dig it. What rhymes with "chemtrails"?
My Clark Gable moustache-grooming reference picture is missing from my bathroom. Someone gonna get a 7" platform boot up his ass.
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