Grammatically Impaired Commenters Defend "Scareface" From Perez Hilton
"you are so stupid Fat pig....if you odnt care about him...why fucking post it then....you are so retarded." -timetimeIt took all of about several minutes before someone referred to Perez as a fat pig in the comments section after the Scarface post went up. We're not sure if that's longer or shorter than it usually takes. And though his usage of ellipsis is a tad cavalier, timetime does get credit for using the proper form of "then," as well as not falling into the "your so retarded" trap of irony.
"Stick to pop music. Any hip hop head knows who Scarface is and would listen to open ears to any new music. You might wanna shut the fuck up about this one and stick to what you know." -Jungle915Hmm... how does one listen "to open ears"?
"ARE YOU FUCKIN RETARDED YOU FAT PINK BASTARD, SCARFACE IS LAST OF A DYING BREED AND THATS ALL YOU STUPID PECKERWOOD ASS HAS TO KNOW. GO GET A LATE PASS" -DannyGloversDickBloodWe'd just like to make it a special point to point out the above commenter's handle: DannyGloversDickBlood. Fantastic.
"hey now,i love me some perez, but honey i wouldnt expect a gay man to even know who scareface is. if u like hiphop/rap u will love scareface." -jaymelynn410
"I have nothing against you but DO NOT talk about hip-hop because i know for a FACT that you don't listen to anything but GaGa and Beiber. So eat my ass" -ericfromdallasWe'd like to propose that the "Look, I have nothing against you, but eat my ass" line become the newest Internet meme. We even made one of those motivational posters for it to help get it rolling.
"SERIOUSLY, I DONT KNOW HOW THIS PEREZ GUY CAN SUCK ANY DICK WHEN HIS MOUTH IS FULL OF HIS OWN FOOT" -DannyGloversDickBloodDGsDB yields his caps-locked hammer of justice again.
"Just one of the many predictable rude ecotistical rappers... yippie. Now i'm off to stab myself in the eye so i don't have to see this shit again." -KBGDAn "ecotistical" rapper? That's a rapper that is concerned chiefly with the planet's well-being, we're assuming?
"Perez,your a DUMB ASS..." -silverfoxJesus Christ.